Video: Do Not Open Carry Your Tits in This Restaurant, Ladies

Posted by | July 29, 2014 16:18 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Tommy Christopher Top Stories


When they’re not intimidating a ladies’ brunch, or pointing guns at babies, or joking about killing the President, Texas’ Open Carry Surrogate Dick Display Engineers like to make good old contemptuous fun of women’s bodies, as the he-men of something called Katie Austin did recently when two topless women went weapons free on them. In one YouTube video, Katie Austin coyly placed text partially covering the women’s breasts, first promoting their website, but then devolving into misogynistic insults about the women’s bodies. It’s disgusting, but just the kind of thing you’d expect from these idiots, who dubbed the women (one of whom is a 46 year-old grandma) “skanky libtards.”

The gun nuts, not incidentally, also misidentified the women as members of Moms Demand Action, the group of moms that Open Carry Texas figures really just wants to be raped, even though these women, and their breasts, were acting independently.

The unsurprising contempt for women, and of course the naked boobies, are getting all of the attention, but there’s a great part in the Katie Austin group’s other video that beautifully illustrates the genius of this particular protest. Frankly, the women in the first video aren’t all that skilled at debate, they’re probably not changing many minds on the Austin street, and both sides eventually devolve into offhand demonization of “schizo-FREE-noes,” but what they lack in persuasiveness, these women make up for in Jedi-level point-making.

Keep in mind, this clip (altered only slightly) was shot by a member of Katie Austin, who not only continues to make creepy, misogynistic comments about the women, but inadvertently voices the exact devastating point they are trying to make (bonus points for the creepy stalker-cam cinematography)…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

22 responses to Video: Do Not Open Carry Your Tits in This Restaurant, Ladies

  1. Obewon July 29th, 2014 at 16:36

    Ha! More people are outside with Boobs for Peace, than inside with these shortchanged gun nuts.

  2. Obewon July 29th, 2014 at 16:36

    Ha! More people are outside with Boobs for Peace, than the few inside with these deranged gun nuts.

  3. Anomaly 100 July 29th, 2014 at 16:39

    Yeah, I’ve been getting those comments all morning on Twitter in reaction to the mothers who had the audacity to openly carry their lethal breasts.

  4. Anomaly 100 July 29th, 2014 at 16:39

    Yeah, I’ve been getting those comments all morning on Twitter in reaction to the mothers who had the audacity to openly carry their lethal breasts.

  5. EnuffBull July 29th, 2014 at 16:41

    I bet if you insulted these “brave” 2nd amendment mis-interrupters — let’s say, call them a p*ssy nonstop — they would eventually snap and misuse a firearm to protect themselves from evil words that hurt their fee-wings.

  6. EnuffBull July 29th, 2014 at 16:41

    I bet if you insulted these “brave” 2nd amendment mis-interrupters — let’s say, call them a p*ssy nonstop — they would eventually snap and misuse a firearm to protect themselves from evil words that hurt their fee-wings.

  7. uzza July 29th, 2014 at 17:20

    I’ve been endangered by some boob with a nice piece, but never by a nice piece with boobs.

  8. uzza July 29th, 2014 at 17:20

    I’ve been endangered by some boob with a nice piece, but never by a nice piece with boobs.

  9. Eric Trommater July 29th, 2014 at 17:25

    Sorry no pictures, didn’t read. Anomaly had a video at least. What do you think this the The New York Times? False advertising to have tits in the title and no pictures.

  10. Eric Trommater July 29th, 2014 at 17:25

    Sorry no pictures, didn’t read. Anomaly had a video at least. What do you think this the The New York Times? False advertising to have tits in the title and no pictures.

  11. arc99 July 29th, 2014 at 18:14

    All I have to say is that when the time comes and I am about to lay eyes on the last sight I will ever see on this earth, given a choice between a pair of 50 year old boobs or some self-centered jerk strolling around with a rifle, give me the boobs. I will then enter the afterlife a happy man.

  12. arc99 July 29th, 2014 at 18:32

    I find it truly bizarre that some people find this unacceptable yet have no problem with guns anywhere and everywhere.

    http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/breastfeeding-moms-take-over-local-park/ngqHk/?ecmp=ajc_social_twitter_2014_sfp

    Breast-feeding moms take over Oklahoma park

    • searambler July 29th, 2014 at 19:46

      Look at any PG13 movie. No bare boobs allowed, but murderous firepower used by anyone from kids to octogenarians is pretty much a requirement.

      Yeah, our priorities are as straight as a rollercoaster…

  13. arc99 July 29th, 2014 at 18:32

    I find it truly bizarre that some people find this unacceptable yet have no problem with guns anywhere and everywhere.

    http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/breastfeeding-moms-take-over-local-park/ngqHk/?ecmp=ajc_social_twitter_2014_sfp

    Breast-feeding moms take over Oklahoma park

    • searambler July 29th, 2014 at 19:46

      Look at any PG13 movie. No bare boobs allowed, but murderous firepower used by anyone from kids to octogenarians is pretty much a requirement.

      Yeah, our priorities are as straight as a rollercoaster…

  14. William July 29th, 2014 at 21:45

    Our priorities are pretty screwed up.

  15. William July 29th, 2014 at 21:45

    Our priorities are pretty screwed up.

  16. Dylan Bleier July 30th, 2014 at 16:53

    Open carry breasts >>> open carry guns.

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