Images: Stuff Open Carry Dorks Did To Celebrate The Fourth Of July
Friday marked America’s 238th year as an independent nation and every year that prompts celebratory fireworks on the Fourth of July with fireworks, tons of food and amazing music. At least for most of us. For gun dorks, they found other “patriotic” things to do and naturally that involves firearms because nothing is more important to them than guns.
Scottie “F*ck the Police” Royale walked around Carytown, Virginia, with his weapons, and also with other alleged humans.
Gun rights activists are notorious for their blatant disrespect for law enforcement. They think they are the police.
In this next picture is Jason Spitze,who say’s his goal is to start a healthy debate about guns.”I’ve had people say we should be ashamed and what not,” Spitzer said. “I’ve been called the scum of the earth, I’ve been called every name in the book.”
That’s probably because people are uncomfortable, you big jerk.
This is Spitzer again seen in a picture ‘starting a healthy debate about guns.’ but don’t worry because he’s holding what Gun humpers refer to as a harmless ‘inanimate object’ in his hands so we’re all safe. Don’t you feel safe? He joined the Carytown march. On Facebook, he writes, “I am a true patriot.”
This man identifies himself on the guest list to attend the march as ‘Moe Gunz.” I feel so safe.
The woman in pink yearning for the Confederacy was also to attend the event.
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when she bumped into Moe Gunz.
Or this little feller who is carrying a weapon bigger than he is.
Watch Jason and his friends courtesy of America Now News.
Thank you for making us all feel safer. You little patriots rawk so hard!
Big thanks to my source who shall remain anonymous. Gun rights activists are notorious for targeting women, so we’ll just call her Awesome.
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By: Anomaly100
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ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 11:43
Perhaps we could just buy them all baseball caps with “TOUGH GUY” embroidered on the crown. See, that way, they could leave all the heavy metal hardware at home.
Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 13:03
I think they prefer the ones with the nylon mesh backs, and the padded, high crown fronts with the “Tough Guy” logo or something similar like “My women only do it with Patriots”
And we MUST offer them in camo.
ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 13:14
Guy I used to work for used to tell us “I’m a genius. No, really, I am,” all the time (he was kind of aspergery that way) so we finally bought him one of those truckstop ballcaps with “I’m a Fuckin’ Genius” on it.
Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 13:25
Nice!
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:41
But there you are assuming they know how to read.
ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 11:43
Perhaps we could just buy them all baseball caps with “TOUGH GUY” embroidered on the crown. See, that way, they could leave all the heavy metal hardware at home.
Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 13:03
I think they prefer the ones with the nylon mesh backs, and the padded, high crown fronts with the “Tough Guy” logo or something similar like “My women only do it with Patriots”
And we MUST offer them in camo.
ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 13:14
Guy I used to work for used to tell us “I’m a genius. No, really, I am,” all the time (he was kind of aspergery that way) so we finally bought him one of those truckstop ballcaps with “I’m a Fuckin’ Genius” on it.
Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 13:25
Nice!
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:41
But there you are assuming they know how to read.
suesista July 5th, 2014 at 12:31
I’m getting a bit weary of being portrayed as ‘frightened’ by the sight of guns hanging from open-carry actors’ bodies. It’s more complex than that… revolted, repelled, nauseated, amused, pitying, contemptuous, entertained, regretful, curious, puzzled, unquiet and hinky—all at once. But then, I’m not an absolutist, either.
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:40
I hunt every fall with the same group of people. Although I trust them not to take an errant shot never would we pose with loaded weapons, and certainly not in such a careless manner.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:29
How do you know the weapons are loaded?
edmeyer_able July 6th, 2014 at 14:47
You treat every weapon as if it’s loaded, if I see you approaching me w/a weapon and there is a clip in it and the bolt is closed I’ll assume IT IS LOADED. Thanks for playing.
suesista July 5th, 2014 at 12:31
I’m getting a bit weary of being portrayed as ‘frightened’ by the sight of guns hanging from open-carry actors’ bodies. It’s more complex than that… revolted, repelled, nauseated, amused, pitying, contemptuous, entertained, regretful, curious, puzzled, unquiet and hinky—all at once. But then, I’m not an absolutist, either.
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:40
I hunt every fall with the same group of people. Although I trust them not to take an errant shot never would we pose with loaded weapons, and certainly not in such a careless manner.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:29
How do you know the weapons are loaded?
edmeyer_able July 6th, 2014 at 14:47
You treat every weapon as if it’s loaded, if I see you approaching me w/a weapon and there is a clip in it and the bolt is closed I’ll assume IT IS LOADED. Thanks for playing.
ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 13:22
Get a kick out of the fact that the doughy guy on the left in the first pic has an arm on the shoulders of the token negro in the center to show how down with the brothers he is– but nevertheless is keeping him at arm’s length.
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:36
Haven’t noticed any display of “affection” in ANY other picture, but I could be wrong.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:10
It’s not that. The negro token as you call him was chosen because he was also gay.
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 09:50
Justin, you’re the worst party clown we’ve ever hired. Sorry, but we’re putting a stop on the check.
ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 13:22
Get a kick out of the fact that the doughy guy on the left in the first pic has an arm on the shoulders of the token negro in the center to show how down with the brothers he is– but nevertheless is keeping him at arm’s length.
edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 17:36
Haven’t noticed any display of “affection” in ANY other picture, but I could be wrong.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:10
It’s not that. The negro token as you call him was chosen because he was also gay.
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 09:50
Justin, you’re the worst party clown we’ve ever hired. Sorry, but we’re putting a stop on the check.
cvryder2000 July 5th, 2014 at 13:44
They should just pad their pants instead.
cvryder2000 July 5th, 2014 at 13:44
They should just pad their pants instead.
J Muir July 5th, 2014 at 13:46
I carried my stinger missle around the Wiggles concert yesterday. You got a problem, lady?? Suck it, socialist toddlers!
J Muir July 5th, 2014 at 13:46
I carried my stinger missle around the Wiggles concert yesterday. You got a problem, lady?
ribbie149 July 5th, 2014 at 13:54
I can’t wait until a wingnut with a gun gets into it with a brother with a gun…
ribbie149 July 5th, 2014 at 13:54
I can’t wait until a wingnut with a gun gets into it with a brother with a gun…
mcalleyboy July 5th, 2014 at 20:57
Are they all dorks? It’s a form of public awareness if these guys don’t show their weapons then and speak up then it will open up the doors to red tape again and tough gun laws. Don’t do this at home though, hide your weapon, make sure you know how to use that weapon and train with it get the Carry Concealed weapon permit and enjoy the rewards of saving your life.
Anomaly 100 July 5th, 2014 at 23:09
You’re not making any sense. Your conclusion is that you feel they have the right to scare the crap out of little kids and mothers at stores because the skeery black man in the White House will take your guns.
mcalleyboy July 6th, 2014 at 00:09
Why should they feel scared? It’s not a gun free zone, I’d call that scary.
Religionistheenemy. July 5th, 2014 at 23:51
Aah, but in Georgia, guns are now allowed in bars so the drunks are now allowed to shoot each other if they get in disagreements over sporting events.
mcalleyboy July 6th, 2014 at 00:10
Woa…yea guns shouldn’t be allow in the bars or at least checked in like the Wild West.
M.C.A. July 5th, 2014 at 20:57
Are they all dorks? It’s a form of public awareness if these guys don’t show their weapons and speak up then it will open up the doors to red tape again and tough gun laws. Don’t do this at home though, hide your weapon, keep it away from the mentally challenged, drunks, idiots and kids, make sure you know how to use that weapon and train with it get the Carry Concealed weapon permit and enjoy the rewards of saving your life.
Anomaly 100 July 5th, 2014 at 23:09
You’re not making any sense. Your conclusion is that you feel they have the right to scare the crap out of little kids and mothers at stores because the skeery black man in the White House will take your guns.
M.C.A. July 6th, 2014 at 00:09
Why should they feel scared? It’s not a gun free zone, I’d call that scary.
Religionisadisease. July 5th, 2014 at 23:51
Aah, but in Georgia, guns are now allowed in bars so the drunks are now allowed to shoot each other if they get in disagreements over sporting events.
M.C.A. July 6th, 2014 at 00:10
Woa…yea guns shouldn’t be allow in the bars or at least checked in like the Wild West.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:15
This ad is just as offensive to those who wish to repeal the second amendment as pro life protestors are offensive to baby killers who wish to repeal the first amendment.
If you don’t like freedom of speech then move to Canada.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:15
This ad is just as offensive to those who wish to repeal the second amendment as pro life protestors are offensive to baby killers who wish to repeal the first amendment.
If you don’t like freedom of speech then move to Canada.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:23
The great thing about the second amendment is that is you feel threatened by idiots like this you have the right to protect yourself from them with a bigger gun.
Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 05:23
The great thing about the second amendment is that is you feel threatened by idiots like this you have the right to protect yourself from them with a bigger gun.
Charles Daniels July 14th, 2014 at 16:29
This is the mentality of not just limp morons showing off, it’s Congress and mainstream R’s too.
Rupert’s dream is fully realized, the FOX disinformation machine is a success. Two generations now vote for the interest of the 1% over their own.
Charles Daniels July 14th, 2014 at 16:29
This is the mentality of not just limp morons showing off, it’s Congress and mainstream R’s too.
Rupert’s dream is fully realized, the FOX disinformation machine is a success. Two generations now vote for the interest of the 1% over their own.