We Hurt The Daily Caller’s Fee Fees. You’re Welcome!
We did a post on Burger King’s celebration of gay pride and I specifically added that it ‘got lost on a few people’. We were even kind and said a nice thing about the Daily Caller‘s author. Not to worry because that will never happen again. You’re welcome!
Apparently, the Daily Caller thinks Alan Colmes is a girly man because the author wrote that his ‘feelings’ were hurt. I am the girly man….I mean, woman. Whatevs. But, Alan and I do look alike which probably explains my non-marital status.
Let’s not talk about my He-man looks though. I wrote, “To The Daily Caller’s credit, the author did write, “Meanwhile, the cows are all like: “Uh… hello? Over here? You’re actually eating our insides? Do we get a say in this?” But who cares, everybody knows cows are a bunch of straighties.”
IKR? How dare I acknowledge that the author, whatever his or her name is, has a sense of humor. OMFG, I am such a heathen-bitch.
After acknowledging that I wrote that nice thing, what’s his/her name adds, “I’m so grateful to have redeemed myself.”
Not so fast, Mr. or Ms. Smarty Pants. You are not redeemed because you’re an idiot for writing this: “Liberal calculus must be so confusing: “I don’t want to be accused of homophobia, but I think eating animals is wrong! What should I do?” It’s enough to make their brains explode. Like a kernel of corn popping.”
The accusations of homophobia were directed straight into the faces of people who called for a Burger King boycott because they demanded ‘straight burgers’ which is really stupid because hamburgers are not sexual. Hello? It was a really clear, direct post, but I understand that some people get confused easily, My aunt had Alzheimer’s, too.
The “article” concludes,”Anyway. You’re welcome for the traffic, Alan.”
Now we’re being friendly. That’s so nice. You’re welcome right back! Also, where is this alleged traffic? I saw a hit or two. Is that ‘traffic’? I’m just asking a question here.
What will they do now – write a post about our post about their post, which was about our post? We are waiting with bated breath.
We’re both ‘actually’ laughing at you.
Feel free to say hello to the Daily Caller here, but don’t hurt their feelings. They are super-sensitive individuals.
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By: Anomaly100
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:28
Maybe since these homophones think vaccines cause autism, they also believe gay burgers cause assburgers.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:32
Well you know how burgers are.
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
Where were you when I was trying to start a pun thread last night Billy?
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:39
Probably hacking up a lung. I’ve had a viral throat infection (called Michael Douglass to make sure my symptoms didn’t coincide with his) and have been in and out on here, but for the most part, have been out of it (which doesn’t seem like anything abnormal from me).
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:41
Ok excused . . . . this time!
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:41
Aw, I hope you feel better. Keep us updated on upchucking your lung.
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:42
I’ll send you samples in a jar if you keep up your deal of the bargain and send me fresh pics of your mannequin dance…..
Actually, it’s not being able to lift that’s pissing me off more than feeling like a bag of smashed ass.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:44
Feel better soon. Also take pics!
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
Yeah, well get busy snapping yourself…….
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:22
In all seriousness my friend, I hope you feel better. I mean that.
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 23:30
Thank you…I’ll be fine. Not coughing as much today and if I don’t have to change my shirt twice tonight from sweating, I’m thinking that will mean I’m on the mend.
The doctor yesterday didn’t seem to think I had Michael Douglas throat (not sure he even knew what I was talking about when I brought it up), so that’s always a plus.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:35
Maybe the sweating is a good thing. Really. When I had pneumonia (too many times), sweating seemed to be a way of getting the toxins out. It doesn’t feel healthy at the time, but it is actually a good sign. Please keep me updated, otherwise, I’ll be worried about you.
Billy Jackson July 4th, 2014 at 02:03
You’re sweet. I sweat all the time in my gym, but this has been weird. I’ll be cold, but will wake up and have to change my shirt and I’ve started sleeping with a towel over my pillow, as the case gets nasty.
I’m not feeling cold like I was even this morning, so hopefully it’s on it’s way out and I don’t have warts in my throat or anything like that.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:40
What can’t you lift? I thought it was microscopic?
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:39
I was going to say, “how would we know” but you got there first! Get well and take the drugs.
R.J. Carter July 4th, 2014 at 00:00
He’s an incorrigible punster.
Please don’t incorrige him.
Eric Trommater July 4th, 2014 at 00:10
RJ has been bitter ever since he had his left side cut off his body for being too liberal. It was touch and go for a while after the operation but . . . . wait for it . . . . he’s all right now!
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:28
Maybe since these homophobes think vaccines cause autism, they also believe gay Whoppers cause assburgers.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:32
Well you know how burgers are.
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
Where were you when I was trying to start a pun thread last night Billy?
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:39
Probably hacking up a lung. I’ve had a viral throat infection (called Michael Douglass to make sure my symptoms didn’t coincide with his) and have been in and out on here, but for the most part, have been out of it (which doesn’t seem like anything abnormal from me).
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:41
Ok excused . . . . this time!
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:41
Aw, I hope you feel better. Keep us updated on upchucking your lung.
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:42
I’ll send you samples in a jar if you keep up your deal of the bargain and send me fresh pics of your mannequin dance…..
Actually, it’s not being able to lift that’s pissing me off more than feeling like a bag of smashed ass.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:44
Feel better soon. Also take pics!
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
Yeah, well get busy snapping yourself…….
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:22
In all seriousness my friend, I hope you feel better. I mean that.
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 23:30
Thank you…I’ll be fine. Not coughing as much today and if I don’t have to change my shirt twice tonight from sweating, I’m thinking that will mean I’m on the mend.
The doctor yesterday didn’t seem to think I had Michael Douglas throat (not sure he even knew what I was talking about when I brought it up), so that’s always a plus.
Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:35
Maybe the sweating is a good thing. Really. When I had pneumonia (too many times), sweating seemed to be a way of getting the toxins out. It doesn’t feel healthy at the time, but it is actually a good sign. Please keep me updated, otherwise, I’ll be worried about you.
Billy Jackson July 4th, 2014 at 02:03
You’re sweet. I sweat all the time in my gym, but this has been weird. I’ll be cold, but will wake up and have to change my shirt and I’ve started sleeping with a towel over my pillow, as the case gets nasty.
I’m not feeling cold like I was even this morning, so hopefully it’s on it’s way out and I don’t have warts in my throat or anything like that.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:40
What can’t you lift? I thought it was microscopic?
Billy Jackson July 4th, 2014 at 02:01
I’m a powerlifter training for an APF meet. This week has f-ed up my training cycle bad…..
Actually, I’m enjoying the phenomena called cough cock. I’ve been coughing and sneezing so violently, I’ve temporarily gained 3 inches.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 12:03
Well, great! TMI for me and a nubby for you!
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:39
I was going to say, “how would we know” but you got there first! Get well and take the drugs.
R.J. Carter July 4th, 2014 at 00:00
He’s an incorrigible punster.
Please don’t incorrige him.
Eric Trommater July 4th, 2014 at 00:10
RJ has been bitter ever since he had his left side cut off his body for being too liberal. It was touch and go for a while after the operation but . . . . wait for it . . . . he’s all right now!
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:35
This was either the greatest troll of a Homophobic Right Wing Page of all time or . . . . no it was the greatest troll of a Homophobic Right Wing Page of all time. I bow at the feet of the master. There will be a plaque in your honor over the bridge I live under so that all who pass it may revel in your glory.
Eric Trommater July 3rd, 2014 at 22:35
This was either the greatest troll of a Homophobic Right Wing Page of all time or . . . . no it was the greatest troll of a Homophobic Right Wing Page of all time. I bow at the feet of the master. There will be a plaque in your honor over the bridge I live under so that all who pass it may revel in your glory.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
It’s sad to see how much you’ve aged, Alan, in such a short period of time. But you can’t say we all didn’t warn you………………..
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:40
Shit……..Alan’s turned into a red-hot cougar…………
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
It’s sad to see how much you’ve aged, Alan, in such a short period of time. But you can’t say we all didn’t warn you………………..
Billy Jackson July 3rd, 2014 at 22:40
Shit……..Alan’s turned into a red-hot cougar…………
arc99 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
Well I’m 62 years old and Anomaly looks hot to me..
Of course, my eyesight is not what it used to be.
Just kidding.. about the eyesight that is.. Well not really I do wear stronger eyeglasses than I did 10 years ago. But, oh never mind.
Better stop before I get in trouble too.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:47
I have one word for you: Photoshop.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:41
You seem nice.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 09:09
I am nice. I have all the evidence I need to blackmail you into agreeing with me.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 11:40
Oh, great! Now Anomaly is sharing my penis with you, too?
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 12:59
Ewww….that’s what she’s stirring the drinks with?
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 13:00
I wouldn’t put it past her. If she licks it after stirring, there’s you proof!
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:41
Careful, she steals penii. I know from experience.
M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 10:58
With me it’s the teeth. I’m getting really good at making home-made soup.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 13:03
I’m sorry arc99 – you’re too young for her.
arc99 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
Well I’m 62 years old and Anomaly looks hot to me..
Of course, my eyesight is not what it used to be.
Just kidding.. about the eyesight that is.. Well not really I do wear stronger eyeglasses than I did 10 years ago. But, oh never mind.
Better stop before I get in trouble too.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:47
I have one word for you: Photoshop.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:41
You seem nice.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 09:09
I am nice. I have all the evidence I need to blackmail you into agreeing with me.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 11:40
Oh, great! Now Anomaly is sharing my penis with you, too?
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 12:59
Ewww….that’s what she’s stirring the drinks with?
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 13:00
I wouldn’t put it past her. If she licks it after stirring, there’s you proof!
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:41
Careful, she steals penii. I know from experience.
M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 10:58
With me it’s the teeth. I’m getting really good at making home-made soup.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 13:03
I’m sorry arc99 – you’re too young for her.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
But, on the positive side, I’m glad to see all those new advertisers who’ve come on board. The ones promoting solutions for shingles and hearing aids are particularly in keeping withe your new followers. We are all pains in ass and most people don’t listen to us.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:42
That’s ’cause they can’t hear us or see us.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 09:12
Alan Colmes is the liberal politics Tommy.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 11:42
That makes who Uncle Ernie?
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 13:02
Ed Schultz.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 20:42
Eewww! Just effing Ewww!
Obewon July 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
Meek teeny weenies at ‘ucker Carlson’s DailyCaller are intimidated by “Home of the gay pride Whopper!”
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
But, on the positive side, I’m glad to see all those new advertisers who’ve come on board. The ones promoting solutions for shingles and hearing aids are particularly in keeping withe your new followers. We are all pains in ass and most people don’t listen to us.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:42
That’s ’cause they can’t hear us or see us.
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 09:12
Alan Colmes is the liberal politics Tommy.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 11:42
That makes who Uncle Ernie?
mmaynard119 July 4th, 2014 at 13:02
Ed Schultz.
tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 20:42
Eewww! Just effing Ewww!
Obewon July 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
Meek teeny weenies at ‘ucker Carlson’s DailyCaller are intimidated by “Home of the gay pride Whopper!”
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:06
But you couldn’t have a better partner or friend.
mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 23:06
But you couldn’t have a better partner or friend.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:44
At least one of you looks like an explosive gas passing moment is in your near future! I’ll leave the room now for you two to work it out.
tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:44
At least one of you looks like an explosive gas passing moment is in your near future! I’ll leave the room now for you two to work it out.
Hirightnow July 4th, 2014 at 02:11
Their tears should sustain you, and give you assurance that you are doing right.
Hirightnow July 4th, 2014 at 02:11
Their tears should sustain you, and give you assurance that you are doing right.
fantagor July 4th, 2014 at 03:12
The Daily Callgirl will get no traffic from me. But it is free to play in traffic.
fantagor July 4th, 2014 at 03:12
The Daily Callgirl will get no traffic from me. But it is free to play in traffic.