Limbaugh: If Only Women ‘Didn’t Do A Certain Thing’ They Wouldn’t Need Contraceptives

Posted by | July 3, 2014 18:03 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


If it’s okay for men to do it, but not okay for women, that means men will have to do it with other men. But the right-wing doesn’t like that, either. Of course, Limbaugh is being totally not sexist here.

“Pregnancy is something that you have to do to cause,” he said. “It doesn’t just happen to you while you’re walking down the street, except in this case of sexual abuse.”

“But in the normal, everyday flow of events, pregnancy requires action that has consequences,” he continued. “Yet we treat it as a great imposition that women need to be protected from. It’s a sickness, it’s a disease, it’s whatever, and there’s got to be a pill for it. And yet they wouldn’t have the problem if they didn’t do a certain thing. It’s that simple.”

To reiterate Limbaugh’s message to women everywhere, just don’t do that “certain thing,” which we dare not mention on the radio, and you’ll have no need for birth control.

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79 responses to Limbaugh: If Only Women ‘Didn’t Do A Certain Thing’ They Wouldn’t Need Contraceptives

  1. abbyjo2001 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:24

    I didn’t know Rush was gay? Did he come out and I missed it?

    • Bunya July 3rd, 2014 at 18:30

      I don’t know if he’s gay, but I hear he has a jones for little boys.

  2. craig7120 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:24

    LOL @ Rush
    To the women when told by men they can’t or shouldn’t do something, I’m here for ya.

  3. abbyjo2001 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:24

    I didn’t know Rush was gay? Did he come out and I missed it?

    • Bunya July 3rd, 2014 at 18:30

      I don’t know if he’s gay, but I hear he has a jones for little boys.

  4. craig7120 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:24

    LOL @ Rush
    To the women when told by men they can’t or shouldn’t do something, I’m here for ya.

  5. Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:26

    I’m totally not down with this idea

  6. Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 18:26

    I’m totally not down with this idea

  7. Rusty Shackleford July 3rd, 2014 at 18:29

    Is this “certain thing” contracting endometriosis or PCOS?

  8. Rusty Shackleford July 3rd, 2014 at 18:29

    Is this “certain thing” contracting endometriosis or PCOS?

  9. Roctuna July 3rd, 2014 at 18:31

    That certain thing is to be a woman. Rush would much rather they were all teenage boys in Puerto Rico where he likes to have his “boys town” visits.

  10. Roctuna July 3rd, 2014 at 18:31

    That certain thing is to be a woman. Rush would much rather they were all teenage boys in Puerto Rico where he likes to have his “boys town” visits.

  11. mea_mark July 3rd, 2014 at 18:36

    If only Rush wouldn’t do a certain thing, like talk, we wouldn’t have to put up with his non-sense. He can be such an idiot.

  12. mea_mark July 3rd, 2014 at 18:36

    If only Rush wouldn’t do a certain thing, like talk, we wouldn’t have to put up with his non-sense. He can be such an idiot.

  13. mea_mark July 3rd, 2014 at 18:36

    If only Rush wouldn’t do a certain thing, like talk, we wouldn’t have to put up with his non-sense. He can be such an idiot.

  14. tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 18:44

    He’s just thinking of all the money he will save if the women he pays to “do it” didn’t with him!

  15. tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 18:44

    He’s just thinking of all the money he will save if the women he pays to “do it” didn’t with him!

  16. Jeffrey Samuels July 3rd, 2014 at 19:03

    Gee Rush, if women took your advice and didn’t have sex, who would you have sex with? Please don’t say a guy or I might upchuck. There isn’t a guy out there that would give you the time of day, much less get intimate with you.

    So Women are ruled out.
    Men are ruled out.

    that leaves………

    ick

  17. junesxing July 3rd, 2014 at 19:03

    Gee Rush, if women took your advice and didn’t have sex, who would you have sex with? Please don’t say a guy or I might upchuck. There isn’t a guy out there that would give you the time of day, much less get intimate with you.

    So Women are ruled out.
    Men are ruled out.

    that leaves………

    ick

  18. Chinese Democracy July 3rd, 2014 at 19:27

    He got right to the point. Conservatives dont like sex .. its the same ole conservative sex has consequences b/s

  19. Chinese Democracy July 3rd, 2014 at 19:27

    He got right to the point. Conservatives dont like sex .. its the same ole conservative sex has consequences b/s

  20. Obewon July 3rd, 2014 at 19:30

    Pedophile Limbaugh’s 3rd wife dumped him at 12:01 AM, 1 minute after her 10 year prenuptial clause expired. They “lived in separate houses on adjoining lots until Marta first moved out.”-as far away as possible from Rusty who doesn’t know 58% of women use birth control for medical reasons other than preventing pregnancy.

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