29,999,990 Missing From D.C. Rally
Operation American Spring: Tens of protesters showed up to take Obama out of office (Images) (via FreakOutNation)
Operation America Spring is underway and the only thing missing are the 30 million protesters the organizers promised us. Every livefeed was a dud and only lasted for a few minutes, but we did get a few screenshots. I only expected about 10 old dudes…
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 13:08
I even see a few parking spaces downtown. Wonder if the government workers just decided to call in sick and stay out of the fray.
Foundryman May 16th, 2014 at 13:14
Open parking space in DC??? Wow, that is a rarity…
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 15:50
oh come on arc – you’re from that area, you know the days of the week.
it’s
F R I D A Y!!!
if you’re ever really serious about throwing US out of power on a Friday, it’s gotta be before noon, otherwise most of the employees won’t be there to find out, and they’ll be back at work (or stranded in traffic) on Monday morning.
federal Holidays exempted, of course.
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 13:08
I even see a few parking spaces downtown. Wonder if the government workers just decided to call in sick and stay out of the fray.
Foundryman May 16th, 2014 at 13:14
Open parking space in DC??? Wow, that is a rarity…
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 15:50
oh come on arc – you’re from that area, you know the days of the week.
it’s
F R I D A Y!!!
if you’re ever really serious about throwing US out of power on a Friday, it’s gotta be before noon, otherwise most of the employees won’t be there to find out, and they’ll be back at work (or stranded in traffic) on Monday morning.
federal Holidays exempted, of course.
Foundryman May 16th, 2014 at 13:09
The true 30 million patriots aren’t missing. They are at home or work, like us laughing at a few brainwashed fools wearing flags in Washington.
Nobama May 16th, 2014 at 13:48
They’ll be at Cracker Barrel for din din and be snoring at the Motel 6 by 9 sharp. Wait til they git home and tell their grandkids whut dey dun!
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:13
I understand DC doesn’t have a Cracker Barrel – oops!
Nobama May 16th, 2014 at 15:42
I figure they will be heading back south on 95. There’s a few down that way. The best thing to tell them is that D.C. Walmarts are having a half price sale today only.
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 15:49
If they leave before rush hour, they might try heading out Pennsylvania southeast and take 301 through Maryland to the Harry Nice bridge into VA. We take that route all the time when we visited my mom’s side of the family in Virginia. I think there are a couple of new Walmarts down there as well.
Nobama May 16th, 2014 at 16:00
No Walmarts in D.C to my knowledge so they would be all over the place. Imagine going down 395 at this hour. Your way would be better. My parents are in the Northern Neck of Va and I go that way too. Or post to their FB page free beer at Gravelly Point by the airport. Almost impossible to navigate there even with GPS.
JustaSlob May 16th, 2014 at 17:32
Waffle house….?
Foundryman May 16th, 2014 at 13:09
The true 30 million patriots aren’t missing. They are at home or work, like us laughing at a few brainwashed fools wearing flags in Washington.
Oblowz May 16th, 2014 at 13:48
They’ll be at Cracker Barrel for din din and be snoring at the Motel 6 by 9 sharp. Wait til they git home and tell their grandkids whut dey dun!
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:13
I understand DC doesn’t have a Cracker Barrel – oops!
Oblowz May 16th, 2014 at 15:42
I figure they will be heading back south on 95. There’s a few down that way. The best thing to tell them is that D.C. Walmarts are having a half price sale today only.
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 15:49
If they leave before rush hour, they might try heading out Pennsylvania southeast and take 301 through Maryland to the Harry Nice bridge into VA. We take that route all the time when we visited my mom’s side of the family in Virginia. I think there are a couple of new Walmarts down there as well.
Oblowz May 16th, 2014 at 16:00
No Walmarts in D.C to my knowledge so they would be all over the place. Imagine going down 395 at this hour. Your way would be better. My parents are in the Northern Neck of Va and I go that way too. Or post to their FB page free beer at Gravelly Point by the airport. Almost impossible to navigate there even with GPS.
JustaSlob May 16th, 2014 at 17:32
Waffle house….?
William May 16th, 2014 at 13:11
Maybe they stopped for lunch?
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:13
He looks exactly what I would expect – and I bet he has a friend with the same tailor?
verntroyerdude . May 17th, 2014 at 07:58
Yeah, I stole this picture! Hilarious.
William May 16th, 2014 at 13:11
Maybe they stopped for lunch?
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:13
He looks exactly what I would expect – and I bet he has a friend with the same tailor?
verntroyerdude . May 17th, 2014 at 07:58
Yeah, I stole this picture! Hilarious.
Bunya May 16th, 2014 at 13:50
Oh great! They just had to schedule the rally on the day I had to stay home and wash my hair!
Alan May 16th, 2014 at 14:31
yes, and I’m rearranging my sock drawer today
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:37
I, uh,
forgot.
sorry.
Chinese Democracy May 17th, 2014 at 01:34
turns out you didnt miss much
Bunya May 16th, 2014 at 13:50
Oh great! They just had to schedule the rally on the day I had to stay home and wash my hair!
Alan May 16th, 2014 at 14:31
yes, and I’m rearranging my sock drawer today
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:37
I, uh,
forgot.
sorry.
Chinese Democracy May 17th, 2014 at 01:34
turns out you didnt miss much
Dwendt44 May 16th, 2014 at 14:06
Maybe they went to Washington state by mistake.
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:12
There is a line of trucks following a semi hauling Depends down the DC freeway!!!
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:35
that’s a possibility, Dwendt. ‘REEL’ Patriots of the 21st century America aren’t exactly well noted for their sense (or otherwise) of direction.
Dwendt44 May 16th, 2014 at 14:06
Maybe they went to Washington state by mistake.
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:12
There is a line of trucks following a semi hauling Depends down the DC freeway!!!
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:35
that’s a possibility, Dwendt. ‘REEL’ Patriots of the 21st century America aren’t exactly well noted for their sense (or otherwise) of direction.
David May 16th, 2014 at 14:13
I find it truly hilarious and completely ironic that they chose to assemble at the base of our national phallic symbol/monument, to show that they really are just a bunch of DICKS! Funniest thing I’ve seen from DC in ages, except for maybe when the Orange Man was screaming, “…Are you kidding me?!?!…” from his l’il podium. Priceless!
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:12
David, these morons have bellies so big they haven’t even SEEN their dicks recently – or at least since their last Viagra dose.
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:31
If you’ve been to DC lately, you’ll note it’s one of the few placed left where the messes can gather in a solid front against tyranny at one time.
David May 16th, 2014 at 14:13
I find it truly hilarious and completely ironic that they chose to assemble at the base of our national phallic symbol/monument, to show that they really are just a bunch of DICKS! Funniest thing I’ve seen from DC in ages, except for maybe when the Orange Man was screaming, “…Are you kidding me?!?!…” from his l’il podium. Priceless!
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:12
David, these morons have bellies so big they haven’t even SEEN their dicks recently – or at least since their last Viagra dose.
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:31
If you’ve been to DC lately, you’ll note it’s one of the few placed left where the messes can gather in a solid front against tyranny at one time.
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 14:34
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don’t you know that you can count me out
– John Lennon –
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:11
Who casted this demonstration? This definitely proves the “like breeds like” – and none of these guys should ever breed. Especially to their first cousin.
fahvel May 16th, 2014 at 16:35
someone else should not have bred – then they wouldn’t be here.
arc99 May 16th, 2014 at 14:34
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don’t you know that you can count me out
– John Lennon –
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:11
Who casted this demonstration? This definitely proves the “like breeds like” – and none of these guys should ever breed. Especially to their first cousin.
fahvel May 16th, 2014 at 16:35
someone else should not have bred – then they wouldn’t be here.
Shades May 16th, 2014 at 15:10
They were willing to stand up to drone attacks but rain? Not so much.
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:27
being out in the rain could cause you to become really very sick, Shades, especially if GOD decided to punish America by striking it’s Capital City with earthquakes, volcanoes, and a 400 foot high tsunami with drunken sailors from New Port, VA on surf boards hooping and a hollering all the way up the Potomac.
Shades May 16th, 2014 at 16:33
LOL, that description made me think of the surfing scene in Escape from Los Angeles.
Shades May 16th, 2014 at 15:10
They were willing to stand up to drone attacks but rain? Not so much.
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:27
being out in the rain could cause you to become really very sick, Shades, especially if GOD decided to punish America by striking it’s Capital City with earthquakes, volcanoes, and a 400 foot high tsunami with drunken sailors from New Port, VA on surf boards hooping and a hollering all the way up the Potomac.
Shades May 16th, 2014 at 16:33
LOL, that description made me think of the surfing scene in Escape from Los Angeles.
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:14
Mr Obama and Mr Biden were so shaken they left the WH:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/05/obama-and-biden-go-to-shake-shack/
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:16
actually, they were seen being dragged away in chains and shackles on the orders of WHITE Congressperson Trey Gowdy (R) South Carolina, who has opted to run the Executive Branch of Government until such time as he decides the permanent banishment of the current imprisoned leaders at his BENGHAZI TRIAL.
“someone has to keep America heading back to the WHITE TRACK until I can legally, by MY own authority depose this (sic) CRIMINAL Hawaiian and his CRIMINAL cohorts through my impartial hearings trial that will be all about ME!”
Chinese Democracy May 16th, 2014 at 21:01
Benghazi is going to be an embarrassment for the conservatives for a long long time. McCarthy era 2
BanditBasheert May 16th, 2014 at 15:14
Mr Obama and Mr Biden were so shaken they left the WH:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/05/obama-and-biden-go-to-shake-shack/
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:16
actually, they were seen being dragged away in chains and shackles on the orders of WHITE Congressperson Trey Gowdy (R) South Carolina, who has opted to run the Executive Branch of Government until such time as he decides the permanent banishment of the current imprisoned leaders at his BENGHAZI TRIAL.
“someone has to keep America heading back to the WHITE TRACK until I can legally, by MY own authority depose this (sic) CRIMINAL Hawaiian and his CRIMINAL cohorts through my impartial hearings trial that will be all about ME!”
Chinese Democracy May 16th, 2014 at 21:01
Benghazi is going to be an embarrassment for the conservatives for a long long time. McCarthy era 2
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:06
oh well, I guess it just goes to show who the ‘REEL’ patriots are. Kinda hard for me to believe the other 317,799,990 other folks in America just don’t seem to kare about US being on a run-a-way freight train to where ever? – at least these few (very very few – %=.0000003 of total population) did manage to spark a national frenzy (kinda sorta) over the BENGHAZI treasonable treachery – or at least once it’s proven for a fact that POTUS Obama has never been born. (not possible for America to ever have an Hawaiian living in The WHITE House!).
granpa.usthai May 16th, 2014 at 16:06
oh well, I guess it just goes to show who the ‘REEL’ patriots are. Kinda hard for me to believe the other 317,799,990 other folks in America just don’t seem to kare about US being on a run-a-way freight train to where ever? – at least these few (very very few – %=.0000003 of total population) did manage to spark a national frenzy (kinda sorta) over the BENGHAZI treasonable treachery – or at least once it’s proven for a fact that POTUS Obama has never been born. (not possible for America to ever have an Hawaiian living in The WHITE House!).