That’s What Friends Are For

From: scott
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2012 4:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: tell the truth colmes

I am so tired of everyone in the tank for obama… You say obama does not control gas pricing, you are a lie colmes. You know if obama would open up all he as closed and put jobes back in the us and approve the pipe line from canada you would see gas prices come down and you know it……. Tell the truth colmes to the american people or shut the hell up…….

Okay, Scott, here’s the truth: One should never type drunk.

From: Dean
Sent: Monday, February 27, 2012 12:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Appearances and Positions

Alan,

You are an arrogant, idiotic, and insulting ass who does not deserve the exposure you receive from Fox News.  Your continued appearances call into question the intelligence of the Fox News people making those decisions.

Deano, how would you know what “insulting” is or what being an “ass” is? Clearly you have never had those qualities.

From: Roger
Sent: Friday, March 02, 2012 10:48 PM
To: Alan

Alan…why should you and I pay for the Fluke chick to have protected sex….let her lover of the moment pay……and pay and pay…and why are we paying for her education….the little ungrateful twit…..you are a fool alan….where are her parents….why don’t they pay for her sexual encounters if her partner for the night won’t….what a tragedy alan…why doesn’t she just put a quarter between her knees…obviously she can’t keep her legs together….WHY SHOULD WE PAY FOR HER THRILLS?????

Roger, if you were familiar with sex, I’m sure you’d feel differently.

From: John
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Great work Alan

Dear Alan,

Your performance tonight on O’Reilly was quite remarkable – I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone make quite so much of a fool of himself on national television. You are such an absurd buffoon, it’s embarrassing.  An aging, hair-dyed clown, you’re trotted out simply to emphasize just how pathetic the Democrat position is.  You’re a prop, an object lesson, a laughable, ludicrous has-been who has sunk to the miserable position of a pitiful figure of fun.  Far from angering conservatives, you’re not even annoying any more.  The only emotions you elicit are pity and embarrassment. However, I encourage you to stay on Fox.  You’re doing excellent work in revealing the bankruptcy of the left wing cause.

First, are there non-absurd buffoons? I mean, if you’re going to be a buffoon, why not be absurd? You accuse me of aging: guilty! I don’t like the alternative. As for the rest of your constructive criticism, I hope you teach your children to exhibit the same level of kindness you’ve shown me.

From: Ro
Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: jimmy carter????

I love FoxNews Radio but every night a seven pm I want to puke…it seems there is a really good show on at 6 pm….it’s over and then there is you…seven fu****ng nights a week…you are so disgusting….tonight I heard jimmmmmy carter’s voice and it’s a damn repeat of  something I heard last week at 7:07 pm and turned off at 7:08…off again at 7:08..

You turned it off at 7:08 and again at 7:08? You mean, where they’re holding you, you’re not chained down and you have the option of going to the radio and changing stations?  Good for you!

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.