Political Holiday Gifts

Submitted by AndyBoyBlue

Paul Krugman offers these conservative-themed holiday goodies:

Newt Gingrich fill-in-the-blanks divorce papers.

For beachwear, Mitt Romney flip-flops.

A Ron Paul Austrian-English dictionary.

For pet lovers, a Romney dog-on-car carrying case, and a Rick Santorum man … I think I’ll stop right there.

A Jon Huntsman invisibility cloak, just like the one he already wears.

A Rick Perry three-piece brain booster set, containing smart water, vitamin B12, and something else (we can’t remember what).

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