If We Don’t Take Care Of Greenhouse Gasses, Aliens May Destroy Us, Says Report

Submitted by Drk H

Just when you thought it was safe to travel in space once again, here comes the hottest new thriller. Aliens don’t approve of global warming and the’re coming to get YOU (Yes you) NOW. Well, maybe not now, but most definitely in the near future, or maybe someday. Either way, this is all the evil Republicans’ fault for not buying the dang light bulbs like we told them to.

By: Drk H