Tryin’ To Get That Feeling Again

Posted by | April 15, 2011 15:52 | Filed under: Hate Mail

From: Chuck
Friday, February 25, 2011 2:40 PM
Kellys show today


As I keep telling my wife , you are only an act. No one can be that big of an A-hole and believe the things you say. What are you smoking ?

I am totally against Obama and not because I am racist. I am against him and you should as well as your ilk be apologizing to us for getting him elected..It’s mostly Obama adn his commie ways such as yours why people are in dire straits. Lighten up and be smart , if thats possible.

Oh believe me, Chuck, you can believe the things I say and be a REALLY big a-hole.  Wise up and use good punctuation, if that’s possible.

From: Donald
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:13 PM
To: Alan
A good Jerk

Colmes you make me so mad if I ever catch in down town Pine Prairie I’m going to grab you by your nose and give it a good jerk.

Your friend Donald

Donald, I’m so glad you signed your note “Your friend.”  For a minute, there, I thought you didn’t like me.

From: LC
Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:22 PM
To: alan

colmes you’ve got




A substance the taste of which I’m sure you’re familiar.

From: Tony
Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 11:06 AM
To: Alan|
Your “Friends” on Saddam’s WMD!

Hey Colmes, you sick, twisted, lying, liberal bastard, read these and tell me who lied! You are surely the “black sheep” of Satan’s children!

“One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line.”
– President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

“If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction program.”
– President Bill Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

Still think Bush lied you liberal asshole!

Hey, Tony, Thank you for the kind note. Also, you may want to note that it’s now 2011.

From: dj
Wednesday, March 30, 2011 5:49 PM
For Alan

YOU are a WOMAN-HATER.  you pronounce “women” like “whim-en” – that is defamation by insinuating that women are whimsical.  i, as the co-founder of, ask you to change the way you market femininity to the masses. didn’t you ever see “the muppet movie,” even “animal” got it right when gawking at the females – “woo-man,,” he bellowed.

i call on you to never refer to females as the insulting “whim-en” – it’s time this society got away from regarding females as the whimsical “airheads” or “bimbos” that their flimsy muscle-strength would justify…i ask you pay to respect to the womb.  WOMBN.  WOMBN.  WOMBN.  say it.  WOMBN.

… if feminists were actually proud of femininity…well, they would not be trying to mask the WOMB.

…  i am not ashamed of my gender and the submissive role that is implied both in conception and when physically competing against men.

…  so i may have moody “periods” and i may not be equipped enough for the military to wholeheartedly regard me as “necessary” – i am woman and i embrace my own femininity.  it’s time society does the same.

DJ, I will call women “wombn” when I can get it past a spell-checker.

From: sandra
Friday, April 01, 2011 2:32 PM

You should just chuck it all and start your own think tank.  Not.  You need to learn one thing in life and that is to quit  trying to justify everything and use a part of your brain called common sense.  I’m sickened to listen to you and I’m a democrat.  Have you yet once actually taken responsibility for anything in life?  The answer is No and dont try.  How gross you are to listen too – you make my day suck

Sandra, you are giving me way too much power over your day.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011 10:35 AM

Hey Alan:

Saw you again this morning, and before I could change the channel, I heard enough of what you were saying to realize you are…



I hope you live just long enough to see all of your liberal bullshit fall apart.


Yes, Keith, it makes my wife very happy to know that I get emails like yours. I’m glad you are concerned for her well-being.

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