Headline Schmooze For March 21, 2011

by Barry Weintraub

Obama favors Gadhafi stepping down from power
So he bombed his steps into a ramp of rubble to make it easier

Obama lauds Chile’s transition to democracy
And stands idly by as U.S. transitions away from it

Tim Pawlenty to announce 2012 exploratory committee
Nobody more excited by this news than …Tim Pawlenty

World mourns loveable polar bear Knut
Knut – the German zoo animal, NOT Newt – the former GOP Speaker

“Red” rocker Sammy Hagar says abducted by aliens
That, of course, in the chapter AFTER: sex, drugs and rock and roll

By: Barry Weintraub