The Liberal Conspiracy To Help Radical Islam Take Over America (Satire)

By Yashwanth Manjunath

The jig is up. Laura Ingraham absolutely nailed it two nights ago while hosting “The O’Reilly Factor” with her cogent analysis of Mike Bloomberg’s hypocrisy on the issue of religious tolerance. There is an enormous ongoing liberal conspiracy to hand over the freedoms we cherish in this country to radical Islam. That’s why Bloomberg supports the right of the Muslims trying to build the Park 51 community center to do with their property what they please. Meanwhile he is against using his power as Mayor to forcefully order the private owner of the Empire State building to light the skyscraper up in honor of Mother Theresa’s 100th birthday, as desired by the Catholic League. It is all a part of plot to destroy Christianity in this country and has nothing to do with Bloomberg’s consistent support for property rights.

Anthony Malkin, the owner of the Empire State building, is in on the conspiracy as well. His opposition to his building being lit up for Mother Theresa’s birthday is entirely due to his secret desire to see Christianity destroyed in favor of a takeover by radical Islam  and is unrelated to his own “secular humanism.” It is too late to stop the plot, though; liberals have already planted their Muslim, Marxist, secret agent in the White House who will orchestrate the dismantling of “Judeo-Christian America,” White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

That’s right, Obama was a red herring all along, planted by the mastermind Bill Ayers to trick the watchful protectors of the country in the conservative media! As a 16-year-old, Ayers had Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate forged to hide where he was really born, Paramus, New Jersey. Ayers knew that Hawaii sounded “foreign” enough to make the conservative media focus their suspicion on Obama and ignore his appointment of Rahm Emanuel, after having ACORN steal the elections of course.

The takeover of America by radical Islam is nearly complete with the impending construction of Park 51 on the sacred ground of an old Burlington Coat Factory. The Obama administration under Emanuel’s leadership will use the facility to train terrorist point guards and terrorist chefs and use them to institute Sharia Law.  Once the coup is complete liberals will finally be able to push policies they have been fighting to implement for years, like banning a woman’s right to choose, and the elimination of gay rights. Conservatives can “grab their guns” all they want but there is nothing they can do to stop the conspiracy anymore. It’s too late. So just buy gold and hope for the best!

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