The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Posted by | April 29, 2009 10:42 | Filed under: Top Stories

Crime Scene

George Bartusek will not be doing  jail time after a three way love encounter in a Cape Coral, Florida grocery store parking lot.  Perhaps that’s because the threesome included two blow-up dolls.   According to a female witness, “As I walk by I saw this guy with two blow- up dolls kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people’s attention.”

The 51-year-old purchaser of plastic pulchritude was given six months of probation for smooching his two synthetic lovers in public, and is no longer welcome at the local Publix grocery store.  Of course, one wonders how many human relationships this guy has blown up.

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