Feeling So Much Love, Joe The Plumber Says, “I’m Horny”

Speaking to the conservative Media Research Center, Sam Joe the non-licensed plumber, was really feeling the love; so much so that he couldn’t contain himself, declaring, “God, all this love and everything in the room – I’m horny.”

It seemed that all of those who were gathered in the ballroom of Washington’s Grand Hyatt hotel for the Media Research Center’s annual “DisHonors Awards” ceremony designed to bash the dreaded liberal elite media were stunned. Buzz immediately commenced.

“Did Joe the Plumber really just say he’s horny?” “Did you hear Joe say ‘horny’?” “Why is he horny and why is he telling us?”

And those were only the comments overheard at the Sleuth’s [WaPo’s Mary Ann Akers’] table.

Joe was all hot and bothered over the standing ovation he received as he walked on stage to accept accolades from the top liberal media watchdog. Lee Greenwood’s GOP country classic “God Bless the USA” boomed overhead as Joe, wearing blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a flannel shirt unbuttoned to his navel, strolled on stage.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.