Going From Clinton To McCain? How Could You?

The McCain Loyalty Oath for Gays

I, _______________, pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain’s…

• promise to protect “the sanctity of marriage as between a man and woman.”
• commitment to banning federal recognition of gay marriage and domestic partnerships.
• commitment to the Army’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy because to “even reopen the issue” would be a “terrific mistake.”
• opposition to gay adoption which he doesn’t think is “appropriate.”
• opposition to expanding the federal hate crimes law to include sexual orientation.

The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women

I _______________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain’s…

• fight to overturn Roe v. Wade and my right to choose.
• fight against equal pay for men and women.
• opposition to providing low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control.
• opposition to sex education and support of abstinence-only education.
• endorsement of women’s rights more “in theory” than in practice.
• pet name for his wife.

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.