John McCain’s Superstitons

John McCain and his staff are running an OCD campaign.

• McCain won’t take a salt shaker from a passer’s hand.
• He tosses salt over his shoulder when he spills some.
• He won’t throw a hat on a bed (bad luck).
• He carries a lucky feather, a lucky compass, and a lucky penny – and nickel, and quarter.
• He’ll claim a lucky coin only if it’s found heads-up.
• He carries a four-leaf-clover in his wallet.
• National press secretary Brooke Buchanan knocks on wood whenever there’s talk of winning in November.
• Advisor Mark Salter won’t shave until November.

Of course many of us have these little things we do. Sometimes when I walk up a staircase I make sure to begin with my left foot.  And the toilet paper has to be over, not under.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.