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From: Jonny
Date: January 9, 2008 10:08:05 PM EST
To: alan@alan.com
Subject: Moron

Mr Colmes,
I am by no means a wealthy man, however I would be more than happy to
scrape up the price of a one way ticket for you to Tehran, or a like
destination where you would no doubt be happier and have more in common
than you do in America. You definitely do not deserve the advantages of
being an American.

Semper Fidelis!
Jonny
…”Once A Marine… Always A Marine!”…

From: Alan Colmes
Date: January 11, 2008 1:25:36 PM EST
To: Jonny
Subject: Re: Moron

I forgot that Americans are supposed to all think a certain way. Thanks for the reminder. I’m sure it would be much more comfortable to live in a country where everyone agreed with you.

From: The Wingers
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:00 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tired ?

Aren’t you tired of being on the wrong side of history ? I’m starting to think that
you are just playing devil’s advocate on H&C, because you couldn’t possibly believe
half the things you say.

Joey

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:35 PM
To: The Wingers
Subject: RE: Tired ?

Joey,

I believe three-quarters of what I say, and 85% of what I think.

Alan

From: Lars
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:16 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You Blow

You are unequivocally the biggest dick head I have ever had the displeasure of seeing television. Who do you blow to get your job?

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:40 PM
To: Lars
Subject: RE: You Blow

Lars,

It was actually a picture of someone with farm animals that landed me my present position.

Love,
Alan

From: Lars
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: You Blow

My point exactly. You are doing favors for those who got you the job. You can’t possible believe the poop that flow out of your mouth. Republicans are only courteous to you on television because they have to be. I’m sure the majority of them would give one eye to stomp your skinny little ass into the ground.

From: Jake
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Alan

Your a moron. You keep bringing up the
fact that the surge is not working, due to the fact that
there hasn’t been a political solution in Iraq.
The military surge is not responsible for the political
solutions of their government, only to bring stability there.

Get you ugly head out of your liberal ***.

Jake

From: Doris
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 12:39 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

Do you not understand that you are a joke to the liberals in this world? Really to all of us? You have sold out to the Neocons. You are a scurvy little dog living off their discarded bones.

From: Joan
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 12:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

Alan,

You are the most ineffective media broadcaster I have ever seen. You can only present information by reading quotes, deliver them in a negative and combative manner, and confront every individual you interview with all of their faults. You do not have an intelligent, or original thought in your head. Do you not realize that you are the conservative Fox News station’s, token liberal, because YOU COME ACROSS SO BADLY. You are ugly inside and out. I wish you would get off TV so I can listen to Mr. Hannity, who, unlike you, has a brain and original thoughts.

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 3:21 PM
To: Joan
Subject: RE: You

Joan,

I am only ugly on the outside. Inside, I’m quite beautiful. If you like, I can send you an x-ray.

From: Duane
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 9:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID

YOU ARE STILL #1 STUPID

Duane

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 3:28 PM
To: Duane
Subject: RE: YOU ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID

Duane,

It’s always good to be #1.

Alan

From: Aaron
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 9:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Left wing parrot Colmes

Hey Colmes,

Hearing you criticize Huckabee for early release of prisoners who then commit others crimes is pretty rich since YOU and your lib friends do this ALL THE TIME, and want to do even more for the “poor misunderstood criminals”!

I guess you will never know how foolish you look? At least on this Earth!

Aaron

From: Mitch
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 10:16 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your health

Do you have aids ??
I saw the show Friday and you look sick.
It does seem like you have a maggit mouth and no brain.

W/O Resp.—- Mitch

From: Sam
Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2008 12:29 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Big Mouth

Hey Alan,’ I am as Jewish as you, alright? But at least I give people the courtesy of saying what they have to say without interrupting them every time they open their mouths. SHUT YOUR FRIGGING MOUTH YOU SCHMUCK!!!!
Sincerely,
Sam

From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Sam
Subject: RE: Your Big Mouth

Ah, “schmuck”….so you really do know the Yiddish language. Kudos.

From: Dub
Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2008 2:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: alan you continue to be an idiot jerk

i’m praying for yours

libs are the sick folks the loosers the ones who leach on everyone else the one that wimp and cry they serve nouseful purpose in life

Spell-checker anyone?

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.