World’s Fattest Man

Keith Martin of Britain weighs in at 812 pounds.

Martin has been bed-ridden for years and hasn’t had a girlfriend in two decades. Martin’s needs are reportedly costing the taxpayers thousands of dollars as he requires an army of 18 medical professionals to look after him, including ambulance staff and nurses.

Eight ambulance workers must be on hand to help lift his giant frame to a reinforced vehicle for frequent hospital visits close to his home in Harlesden, North-West London.

He also requires two visits a day and four nurses three times a week to wash him and monitor his health as his staggering weight is putting massive strain on his heart and other internal organs.

Here’s his diet:

Breakfast: Keith Martin typically starts the day with eight hot dogs and four slices of bread, or a pile of ham sandwiches followed by coffee with sugar.

Lunch: A selection of chocolate bars, cakes, a packet of biscuits plus more coffees with sugar.

Dinner: Two whole roast dinners with all the trimmings, or 16 sausages plus a family-sized bag of oven chips washed down with coffee.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.