Earth now endangered by fact-resistant humans
This new strain of humans is resistant to facts, and endangering the plant as Andy Borowitz notes.
Click here for reuse options!….fact-resistant humans…are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”
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mea_mark September 18th, 2016 at 10:23
Politics and money have poisoned the human gene pool leading to this abhorrent strain of humans. The cure though can be found in the garden, so get out there and look for it.
Red Mann September 18th, 2016 at 13:02
Please donate freely, we need to end the scourge of RDS (Reality Detachment Syndrome). Help stop this horrible disease that is destroying millions of lives.
Gary Parillo September 18th, 2016 at 19:21
“Fact resistant humans”” Now I know how to best describe Donny cultists,and repukeacons in general.
whatthe46 September 18th, 2016 at 19:31
lovely!
spacegod September 22nd, 2016 at 03:04
Humans under-exposed to information.