Ben Carson Should Produce His Long-Form Stabbing Certificate

Posted October 28, 2015 19:00 by Comments (10)

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Presidential candidate and quasi-frontrunner Ben Carson says a lot of weird, crazy stuff, so it’s easy to let something slip by. For example, when Carson talked about stabbing a classmate on Meet the Press this weekend, I was more amused by the image he painted of a teenage Ben Carson walking around town wielding “rocks and bricks and baseball bats and hammers” like some sort of ED-209 of Found Weaponry.

I had seen a thumbnail of the stabbing story on Carson’s Wikipedia page, which said he had “tried” to stab a friend over a dispute involving a radio station setting, and figured Carson had maybe pulled a knife on a guy and wanted to stab him, but someone intervened.  Then, I caught a clip of Carson giving a more detailed account of the incident at a Faith and Family event recently (as well as describing that wonderful brick/bat/rock/hammer exo-suit)…READ MORE

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10 responses to Ben Carson Should Produce His Long-Form Stabbing Certificate

  1. allison1050 October 28th, 2015 at 19:52

    I’ve been given to understand that the Lyin’ Steppin’ Fetch It Carson has given a few different versions of the fake stabbing story, even different versions is a couple of his books and now like the fake Popeye’s story his aids won’t accept questions

  2. FatRat October 28th, 2015 at 20:54

    Abridged version.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4BwG7UF-l4

  3. StoneyCurtisll October 28th, 2015 at 21:05

    Ben Carson..
    Drug Stabbing time…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ziYvuOWbY

  4. StoneyCurtisll October 28th, 2015 at 21:11

    Next thing ya know..
    Ben Carson is going to refer to his wife as “my bitch”, slap her around a little and pull a gun on anyone who disrespects him..(in a effort to gain some street cred)

  5. Obewon October 29th, 2015 at 01:32

    Likelyhood of Birther Ben Carson’s Delusions being false? 100%! “0 True”-Nonpartisan Pulitzer Prize winner PolitiFact.
    True 0%
    Mostly True 0%
    Half True (13%) (2)
    Mostly False (27%) (4)
    False (47%) (7)
    Pants on Fire (13%) (2) http://www.politifact.com/personalities/ben-carson/

  6. maggie October 29th, 2015 at 14:24

    credit to the author of the title of the article …hilarious…;O

  7. maggie October 29th, 2015 at 14:25

    and the responses from the peanut gallery….hysterical ;O

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