Professional Cuddling Convention

Posted February 23, 2015 14:00 by Comments (19)

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Cuddling is now a business.

Professional cuddling, if by chance it has yet to cross your radar screen, is exactly what it sounds like. People hire themselves out for cuddling sessions with clients, usually for between $60-80 dollars an hour. And before you roll your eyes, know this: business is booming.

Most female cuddlers say that they can choose to work between 20 to 40 hours a week with little or no advertising or marketing. This is partly because word of mouth spreads quickly, but it’s also because there are few one-time clients of professional cuddlers. Those who decide to try it usually become regular clients, and most set up sessions as often as once or twice a week.

What’s more, there is little expense and no training required to become a professional cuddler. Since it’s a brand new industry there is no real oversight, either by government regulation or professional trade association. In most cities all you need is a general business license and someone willing to pay you. Because of this, successful cuddling businesses are popping up all over the country.

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19 responses to Professional Cuddling Convention

  1. The last of the Thousad Sons February 23rd, 2015 at 15:50

    GIVE ME the hottest of breaks!! Is someone screwing with me?!?!?

    THIS, THIS is a f^*&ing profession!?!? $60 to $80 dollars an hour!?!?!

    Can I NOW say get a damn job ya hippie!?!

    Not to be outdone and as I take my notes from our past captains of industry. I’m gonna make a new industry then…Professional piss-taker ie we walk around taking the piss out of people. See I thought it was just going around walking up to douche-nozzles and making them see that they are in fact douche-nozzles but I now see that this can be very lucrative. Who’s with me? We offer 401K, comprehensive childcare programs and health insurance although vision is not included…I know weird right?

  2. Carla Akins February 23rd, 2015 at 14:54

    Uh, no. Cuddling requires a certain level of intimacy – otherwise get the hell out of my personal space.

    • tracey marie February 23rd, 2015 at 16:31

      Exactlly, this is just lonely frightened people who do not know how to make friends

      • tiredoftea February 23rd, 2015 at 22:36

        You mean Republicans?

      • fahvel February 24th, 2015 at 03:16

        hard to imagine – being somewhere where cuddling is an art – that there isn’t more to cuddling than just old cuddling.

  3. Carla Akins February 23rd, 2015 at 15:54

    Uh, no. Cuddling requires a certain level of intimacy – otherwise get the hell out of my personal space.

    • tracey marie February 23rd, 2015 at 17:31

      Exactlly, this is just lonely frightened people who do not know how to make friends

      • tiredoftea February 23rd, 2015 at 23:36

        You mean Republicans?

      • fahvel February 24th, 2015 at 04:16

        hard to imagine – being somewhere where cuddling is an art – that there isn’t more to cuddling than just old cuddling.

  4. CHOCOL8MILK February 24th, 2015 at 04:56

    Long story short, this won’t end well. Eventually, someone will get raped or go missing.

  5. CHOCOL8MILK February 24th, 2015 at 05:56

    Long story short, this won’t end well. Eventually, someone will get raped or go missing.

  6. Warman1138 February 24th, 2015 at 05:55

    This is different but the world is too and that might make for an unsafe situation.

    • Khary A February 24th, 2015 at 09:33

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  7. Warman1138 February 24th, 2015 at 06:55

    This is different but the world is too and that might make for an unsafe situation.

    • The last of the Thousad Sons February 24th, 2015 at 10:33

      This job was brought to you by ” Bear Hunny” If your going to go hiking why not cover yourself in “Bear Hunny”? A special blend of honey and bear hormone extracts to help you experience the wonders of nature all the better.

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