Obama Gives Turkey Amnesty
Posted November 26, 2014 17:30 by Stuart Shapiro Comments (56)
President Obama joked Wednesday about his executive actions giving legal status to as many as 5 million immigrants living in the U.S. illegally, saying his Thanksgiving pardon of a turkey would doubtlessly be criticized as “amnesty.”
Obama said the pardon of a turkey named Cheese would be the “most talked about executive action this month” and one that’s “fully within my legal authority.”
“I know some will call this amnesty, but don’t worry, there is plenty of turkey to go around,” he said.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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Boehner-Monkey November 27th, 2014 at 19:23
The L-tryptophan was exculpatory.
StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:42
You know how those Turkey legs got so big?..
It’s from carrying all that L-Tryptophan across the border..
Boehner Monkey November 27th, 2014 at 20:23
The cranberry sauce and stuffing were mitigating factors, but in the end it was the L-Tryptophan that was exculpatory.
StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:42
You know how those Turkey legs got so big?..
It’s from carrying all that L-Tryptophan across the border..
R.J. Carter November 28th, 2014 at 15:07
Great. Now turkeys are going to be coming over the border willy-nilly to lay anchor eggs.
StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:39
“Some of my best friends” are Turkeys…
Just because they cant fly is no reason hate on em..:)
R.J. Carter November 28th, 2014 at 16:07
Great. Now turkeys are going to be coming over the border willy-nilly to lay anchor eggs.
StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:39
“Some of my best friends” are Turkeys…
Just because they cant fly is no reason hate on em..:)