Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet
After being repeatedly denied sex from his wife, a man started to keep track of all the times she has denied his advances. After compiling all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, he then emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email, then she posted it on Reddit, the behemoth social site. .
Mad World News reports:
The wife explains:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”
I am thinking this is not going to work out to well for him. But at least the wife had a sense of humor and posted it.
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Rixar13 McGinnis July 23rd, 2014 at 13:28
After Spreadsheet, “No Soup for You”…
Rixar13 McGinnis July 23rd, 2014 at 13:28
After Spreadsheet, “No Soup for You”…
Jamie Briggs July 23rd, 2014 at 15:54
Most guys understand why he did this. I would speculate that the majority of men out there support him.
fancypants July 24th, 2014 at 00:57
the only thing I got out of this was HE did all the asking.
Nicholas Russell Harris July 24th, 2014 at 09:57
A lot of guys know how that feels I think. ^_^
Jamie Briggs July 23rd, 2014 at 15:54
Most guys understand why he did this. I would speculate that the majority of men out there support him.
fancypants July 24th, 2014 at 00:57
the only thing I got out of this was HE did all the asking.
Nicholas Russell Harris July 24th, 2014 at 09:57
A lot of guys know how that feels I think. ^_^
cuate87 July 23rd, 2014 at 16:39
Must be a LIberal affliction. Try growing a pair.
cuate87 July 23rd, 2014 at 16:39
Must be a LIberal affliction. Try growing a pair.
fancypants July 24th, 2014 at 00:53
Asked almost every day
She asked 00 times in over a month
I would hate to see how many things are broken / don’t work anymore around the house, At least we know the Viagra works…so you got that going for ya witch is nice
fancypants July 24th, 2014 at 00:53
Asked almost every day
She asked 00 times in over a month
I would hate to see how many things are broken / don’t work anymore around the house, At least we know the Viagra works…so you got that going for ya witch is nice
Nicholas Russell Harris July 24th, 2014 at 09:56
Is it real bad that I laughed hard at this??? Ha ha ha it reminded me sooo much of aome of the conversations my wife and I have had!
Nicholas Russell Harris July 24th, 2014 at 09:56
Is it real bad that I laughed hard at this??? Ha ha ha it reminded me sooo much of aome of the conversations my wife and I have had!
burqa July 24th, 2014 at 12:33
Both are dunces, him for making the spreadsheet and her for posting it. One hopes they stay together…
burqa July 24th, 2014 at 12:33
Both are dunces, him for making the spreadsheet and her for posting it. One hopes they stay together…