This Happened: A ‘Smallest Penis In Brooklyn’ Contest
NSFW: There Was An Actual ‘Smallest Penis in Brooklyn’ Contest (Images) (via FreakOutNation)
There was actually a pageant last night called The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn and small penis owners lined up for about a block to show off their family jewels, or lack thereof. According to the Gothamist, the place was packed full of people to watch…
20 responses to This Happened: A ‘Smallest Penis In Brooklyn’ Contest
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Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 01:26
New York seems determined to be the first to find any new depths of depravity. This sounds like a smorgasbord for beginning gay guys in Brooklyn to scope out possible initiation partners.
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:09
your comments from left field are as real and meaningful as Ebbets Field. It aint there -it’s a houzin project. you’re vulgar without using a fucking vulgar word.
Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 22:53
Cannot say the same about your comment. My comment was about the event and was not directed toward any of you contestants; so you should not have taken it personally.
Pope Ron Polyp II June 16th, 2014 at 13:13
Stop and consider why this is the first thought that came to your mind, and why it attained such a place of prominence in your consciousness that you had to get on the internet and share it.
Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 22:52
My comment was about the event and was not directed toward any of you contestants; so you should not have taken it personally.
Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 01:26
New York seems determined to be the first to find any new depths of depravity. This sounds like a smorgasbord for beginning gay guys in Brooklyn to scope out possible initiation partners.
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:09
your comments from left field are as real and meaningful as Ebbets Field. It aint there -it’s a houzin project. you’re vulgar without using a fucking vulgar word.
Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 22:53
Cannot say the same about your comment. My comment was about the event and was not directed toward any of you contestants; so you should not have taken it personally.
Pope Ron Polyp II June 16th, 2014 at 13:13
Stop and consider why this is the first thought that came to your mind, and why it attained such a place of prominence in your consciousness that you had to get on the internet and share it.
Pundit456 June 16th, 2014 at 22:52
My comment was about the event and was not directed toward any of you contestants; so you should not have taken it personally.
granpa.usthai June 16th, 2014 at 01:50
outside the Brooklyn bull arena,
the mirror man with the mini micro ,
sez -thank you very much.
he has a much better knowledge about the large pubic area of Brooklyn.
(damn Italians and their cart horses).
PS: don’t worry mirror man, I’ll sign off as granpa and no one in LL will ever know!
[not really]
granpa.usthai June 16th, 2014 at 01:50
outside the Brooklyn bull arena,
the mirror man with the mini micro ,
sez -thank you very much.
he has a much better knowledge about the large pubic area of Brooklyn.
(damn Italians and their cart horses).
PS: don’t worry mirror man, I’ll sign off as granpa and no one in LL will ever know!
[not really]
fancypants June 16th, 2014 at 03:04
im ok with this as long as it a 2 way street ladies……
fancypants June 16th, 2014 at 03:04
im ok with this as long as it a 2 way street ladies……
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:07
not one of the idiot contestants was born in brooklyn – aint no way a brooklyn boy, a real one, has a small dick and no way he’d wag it in the streets – the mid west has invaded a sacred place and is slowly rotting it with “neo-artistic yahoos” all of whom think they are brooklynites – most of them never heard of stick ball.
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:07
not one of the idiot contestants was born in brooklyn – aint no way a brooklyn boy, a real one, has a small dick and no way he’d wag it in the streets – the mid west has invaded a sacred place and is slowly rotting it with “neo-artistic yahoos” all of whom think they are brooklynites – most of them never heard of stick ball.
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:28
no self respecting person from brooklyn would submit their dick to this shit – these folks are all from the midwest and conspiring to erode one of the most interesting complex communities of earth.
fahvel June 16th, 2014 at 04:28
no self respecting person from brooklyn would submit their dick to this shit – these folks are all from the midwest and conspiring to erode one of the most interesting complex communities of earth.
William June 16th, 2014 at 09:53
…AND we have a winner.
William June 16th, 2014 at 09:53
…AND we have a winner.