Trouble in Trump paradise?

Posted by | February 1, 2017 13:21 | Filed under: Media/Show Business News Behaving Badly Pot Luck Top Stories

It looks as if Melania Trump may not move to the White House after all:

Though Donald, 70, and his wife Melania announced in November that the first lady would relocate from New York City to Washington D.C. once their 10-year-old son Barron finished up the school year, a family insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that may not happen. “They will reevaluate toward the end of the school year if they will keep this arrangement or if Melania and Barron will move to Washington,” says the source. “They could go either way right now. They will ultimately do what’s best for Barron.”

While one rumor of a Donald-Melania divorce was thoroughly debunked, others have persisted, and another was fueled by a report (subscription required) at controversial reporter Wayne Madsen’s web site that Melania was planning to file for divorce.

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57 responses to Trouble in Trump paradise?

  1. Mike February 1st, 2017 at 13:34

    Since when do gold diggers kill the orange goose ..??
    Divorce not happening til 2020 (or impeachment)

    • Richard Banville February 1st, 2017 at 14:19

      I had a feeling that Melania was ready to divorce The Donald when he was about to go down in flames after the election. She was the second most disappointed woman on November 8.

    • Nathan Pinnhead February 1st, 2017 at 14:50

      Dont be so sure. She can do much better than him.

    • Dwendt44 February 1st, 2017 at 17:11

      Now would be a better time I think. He’s distracted, has two underachievers running his businesses, and he’d be easy pickings for a crafty lawyer.

      • Mike February 1st, 2017 at 18:50

        There’s gotta be a pre-nup … no …?
        Probably gets more if she stays til the little tyke is 18

        • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:55

          pre-nups can be LEGALLY OVERRULED where ABUSE is concerned.

          she could actually wind up with the trump empire in HER bank accounts, leaving open the possibility his daughters might want to come forward and tell their side of his ABUSES.

  2. anothertoothpick February 1st, 2017 at 14:32

    My bet is she can’t stand to be near him for even one second.

    I don’t blame her.

    How much mental abuse can a person take in a lifetime?

    I don’t know but I bet she hit that ceiling long ago.

  3. oldfart February 1st, 2017 at 14:33

    Divorce him NOW…Think of the ratings.

    • anothertoothpick February 1st, 2017 at 14:36

      I look at it this way.

      What if I new a woman that was a billionaire. Would I want to marry her, probably.

      Would she want to marry me, probably not.

    • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:51

      not to mention the END of a living nightmare!

    • burqa February 2nd, 2017 at 00:13

      Lately I’ve been thinking she’s the American version of Carla Bruni.

      (now, if she’ll just let her inner Charo come out)

      • oldfart February 2nd, 2017 at 00:34

        She reminds me of Natasha, as in Boris and…
        the video clip that’s been making the rounds has changed my mind
        about her to the point that I have deleted all the “naughty bits” meme pics.
        All she needs is a good New York divorce lawyer
        and a tearful interview on fox and friends…

  4. Nathan Pinnhead February 1st, 2017 at 14:49

    He could marry any woman he chooses because of his money. Without that money no woman would be caught dead with a sleazy buzz kill like him.

  5. robert February 1st, 2017 at 14:50

    Reminds me of a song
    Perhaps a song the trumpster will soon be singing

    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak February 1st, 2017 at 15:22

      You do not seem to understand the depth of Herr Drumpfenfuhrer’s determination to destroy everyone and everything of which he does not agree.

      He COULD be placing her in an interment camp We all know he has a huge desire to have interment camps – because it would prove how powerful and manly he is.

      In his tiny little brain. he is already the King of The Entire Universe.

      • robert February 1st, 2017 at 17:44

        Maybe he already has done this at home with yard sticks and blankets

        It’s too late to stop it now

    • bpollen February 1st, 2017 at 16:09

      Dino – he was always cool.

      Remember the Matt Helm movies?

      • robert February 1st, 2017 at 17:38

        I’ve seen most if not all of them when tmc and spike played them back to back on weekend holidays

        • bpollen February 2nd, 2017 at 06:36

          Damn, I’ve missed that. They’d be worth a re-viewing.

          • robert February 2nd, 2017 at 10:40

            That was back when tmc and spike were entertaining cable channels

            • bpollen February 3rd, 2017 at 07:03

              Yeah, now everything is alt-reality (read – cheap to produce) shows. The Housewives of Bumfuck, Pimp My Pinto, Carmelite Nun Mafia, My Big Fat Greek Fetish…

              • robert February 3rd, 2017 at 13:05

                You can’t get away from ” grab a gun ” movies or fast and furious sequels

                Need I say more?

          • robert February 3rd, 2017 at 13:07

            Just looked it up on Netflix It’s only a mouse click away if you have the time to watch them

            • bpollen February 3rd, 2017 at 15:22

              I really haven’t looked at what movies are on Netflix. I’ll have to look them up and maybe do some viewing this weekend.

      • StoneyCurtisll February 1st, 2017 at 18:30

        They have been running the Matt Helm movies here lately…

        • bpollen February 2nd, 2017 at 06:36

          Much classier than the Flint movies (thought I found those fun too.)

  6. William February 1st, 2017 at 16:11

  7. Snick1946 February 1st, 2017 at 16:29

    He is now POTUS and probably thinks he can get any woman he wants.

    I have to wonder if he is already dicking bimbos ala JFK. At least Kennedy was young, vital and that was understandable. Don’t even want to go there now in my head.

    • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:47

      more like seducing women to P, from what’s circulating around in the secret videoland of Europe.

  8. wpadon February 1st, 2017 at 17:36

    Not moving to the White House demonstrates one of two possibilities, wife does not want to be around the husband or that there is a problem with the child they are not revealing.

    • dave-dr-gonzo February 1st, 2017 at 20:02

      It could well be both.If it is the latter, I wish they would be open about it, as it would in truth go a yuuuuuge way to destigmatizing whatever the issue is.

      • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:45

        If the problem was Barron, they’d both be working ‘TOGETHER’ to help him.

        If there is any problem with the child at all, it’s a 10 year old trying to protect his mother from a fatass pumpkinhead 70 year old CRYBABY bully who apparently has his mother so terrorized to the point she’s unable to say or do anything without his approval.

    • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:41

      there’s some good youtube videos that explain and SHOW how donald is abusing Melanija.

      also, I’ve heard there’s a twitter account calling for “FREE MELANIA”.

      I was under the impression that her secret service protection was suppose to protect her? WTF don’t they do their job, take the fatass bastard down and stomp his tiny nuts till they’re poking out behind his right ear!

    • robert February 3rd, 2017 at 15:16

      It was announced today the trumpster’s current wife is spending time at mar a Lago florida and he’s going to meet her there this weekend. Just like any other public figure below 18 I think we should leave them out of conversations

      Just my 2 Paso’s….

      • wpadon February 3rd, 2017 at 16:46

        I agree that the children should get a pass with the media, the FLOTUS is a public figure and has been for decades and should be treated as one. Going forward, two weeks on the job and he’s taking a vacation for a weekend getaway. Wonder if the pussy grabber will find the time for a round of golf.

        • robert February 3rd, 2017 at 17:01

          Actually mar a Lago has been announced as the Whitehouse during the winter at a press conference today. I guess we can’t complain about golf since every president finds themselves on the links sooner or later and I’m getting tired of all the press it gets with the exception if a nuke gets launched while the prez is holding a club

          • wpadon February 4th, 2017 at 13:20

            Unless all future Presidents can use the facilities, it is still a vacation from the White House. Only trips to foreign countries would not be viewed as a vacation. Just as Bush would go to his ranch and Obama would go to Hawaii. Fox Entertainment would talk about Obama’s time out of the White House as a vacation or campaigning, so the precedent (president in Trumpspeak) has been set.

  9. burqa February 1st, 2017 at 18:02

    Any time you got a 10 year-old running a household you got trouble.
    10 year old military dependents move every year or two, and not between quarters as plush as Trump Tower or the White House.

    I have some experience in this area.
    Long long ago I spent about a year and a half as a sort of au pair with a family that had both parents working full time and the mother in college, too.
    They had a 10 year old who was running the family. They also had a 3 and a half year old.
    I cooked, got the kid to school and ball practice,
    It took me about 2 weeks to get the 10 year old falling into line. Then I just led him and it went fine.
    I taught the 3 and a half year old to read at a second grade level, at least.
    Yeah, I’m proud of that……

    • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:32

      if Melanija is terrorized by donald to the point she’s scared to take Barron to an isolated beach/park with her secret service protection, I’d have to put the major blame on donald.

      I hope a divorce judge in NY would do the same thing – and rule accordingly.

      • burqa February 2nd, 2017 at 00:08

        A ten year old boy should be running through the woods, making traps and snares, fishing, playing war and sandlot football, catching snakes, scavenging his own lumber to build his own tree fort.
        He ought to have a good pocket knife, which he sharpens by hand on an Arkansas stone. …. and what, he’s not in the scouts?….Little League?

  10. Bunya February 1st, 2017 at 20:10

    This country has more egregious problems than worrying about Trump’s mail order bride – like allowing Donald Trump to destroy the country.

    • Mensa Member February 1st, 2017 at 23:02

      To quote about a zillion Republicans, “it goes to character.”

    • granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:27

      if you look up melania trump abused by donald trump (PROOF) on youtube, you might want to be a little more involved.

      even if she is a gold digging mail order fake german former escort, she’s still a human being and DESERVES to be treated as such.

      what the hell kind of country is America going to be if scum like donald becomes a ‘guiding light’ for other men who physically, emotionally and mentally ABUSE women?

      it’s got to be stopped!

      • Bunya February 2nd, 2017 at 14:51

        Hitler was a human being. Did he deserve to be treated as such?
        Sorry, but I have no sympathy for stupid women. If she allows herself to be abused by the great orange one, then it’s for one of two reasons:
        1) she doesn’t want to give up the lifestyle to which she’s become accustomed, or
        2) she’s a self-hating woman.

    • burqa February 1st, 2017 at 23:53

      What about the possibility of the missing girl-girl action photos are being used for some sort of coercion?
      I see a need for a congressional investigation to track down those photos – and the negatives….

  11. granpa.usthai February 1st, 2017 at 23:20

    my advice to ABUSED Melanija is to seek a really good NYC slick divorce lawyer and go after the 70 year old CRYBABY ABUSER for all you can get plus $4,000,000,000.oo for extreme mental anguish and abuse resulting in a permanent lifetime disability for her and Barron.

    All they need to do is get the youtube videos in front of the right judge and KABLAM!

    the abusive orange oversized pumpkinhead gets booted out of their lives and his DC address.

  12. The Original Just Me February 2nd, 2017 at 01:26

    The Best thing for Barron is to get Him around some SANE People while He is still young.

  13. amersham1046 February 2nd, 2017 at 17:54

    Not to worry, he has a couple fresh bimbos waiting in the bullpen

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