NKorea’s ‘Li’l-er Kim’ wants a bigger missile

Posted by | January 1, 2017 20:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly War & Peace

… and yes, we refer to both his ICBMs

North Korea is close to test-launching an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), according to its leader.

Kim Jong Un said on New Year’s Day that research and development was actively progressing and the test launch was in its last stage of preparation.

North Korea tested ballistic missiles at an unprecedented rate during 2016, although some experts have said it is years away from developing an ICBM fitted with a nuclear warhead capable of reaching the United States.

… and his small… er, “fingers“:

DESPERATE despot Kim Jong-un has ordered North Korean scientists to find a potion to make penises bigger.

The red-faced dictator is embarrassed the men from his country officially have the smallest members on the planet and he’s now told his docs to do something about it. In the most recent Penis Size survey carried out by condom giant Durex, Kim’s kingdom trailed in dead last. … Now Kim has told his scientists they must come up with a wonder drug which will put his rogue state proudly back on the penis map.

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

7 responses to NKorea’s ‘Li’l-er Kim’ wants a bigger missile

  1. Suzanne McFly January 1st, 2017 at 20:23

    I have a feeling rump will want to keep this little guy around, he is the only other leader in the world that gets made fun of worse than him. He is the only thing from putting rump at the bottom.

    • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 1st, 2017 at 21:02

      Sadly….I have to agree.

      • bpollen January 1st, 2017 at 22:05

        Short… and pudgy fingers.

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    • fahvel January 2nd, 2017 at 12:59

      he may be laughed at but trump does not make anyone laugh. he is a real danger with a real rocket and kit’s not between his legs (which must, to ruin your days, be a pasty disgusting white)

    • whatthe46 January 2nd, 2017 at 14:54

      i’m thinking that the guy cutting his hair must have had a valium first to ensure he stays calm. can you imagine one slip up? dude is dead.

  2. Larry Schmitt January 1st, 2017 at 21:57

    Make trump an honorary citizen. They’ll be larger by comparison.

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