Vegan says smoothies made from friend’s sperm is secret to not catching the flu

Posted by | November 9, 2016 17:56 | Filed under: Planet


Or maybe she just never caught the flu.

A single mother has advised others to ingest semen if they want to avoid a winter cold.

Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, says that she has enlisted the help of her best friend to supply her with his sperm in order to boost her immunity.

Despite being vegan Tracy says she is prepared to use the byproduct in the pursuit of better health.

The single mother adds the questionable ingredient to her morning smoothie every day claiming that it has plenty of health benefits.

 

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22 responses to Vegan says smoothies made from friend’s sperm is secret to not catching the flu

  1. CHOCOL8MILK November 9th, 2016 at 18:27

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/shts.gif

  2. Comicus November 9th, 2016 at 19:02

    I’m sticking with the vaccine.

  3. Suzanne McFly November 9th, 2016 at 19:03

    This sounds like a pick up line I heard before a few times, glad to say I never fell for it.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 9th, 2016 at 21:36

      come on baby, try it, just once….(kidding)

  4. Mike November 9th, 2016 at 20:30

    When I was 29 I knew a couple crazy babes like this … damn, getting old really sucks.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 9th, 2016 at 21:38

      When I was…( )
      It was a very good year….
      ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bhNz6saaE8

  5. Larry Schmitt November 9th, 2016 at 21:39

    And you can use it as a hair gel too.

  6. Larry Schmitt November 9th, 2016 at 21:43

    Both papers that have this story cite The Sun as their source, a less than reputable paper. So I’m not sure this is even true.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 9th, 2016 at 21:51

      At least the story wasn’t more of the “trump wins election” rubbage…
      Sick of hearing it, and 4 more years or dealing with it..:)

  7. jybarz November 10th, 2016 at 03:07

    Would it be misogynistic to call her an ideal or every guy’s dream girl? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c996ea971a86224de070b85ed7d93714d23d23d4c02f3449863217b22edcca3.gif

    • whatthe46 November 10th, 2016 at 03:43

      ok. she’s just nasty!

  8. fahvel November 10th, 2016 at 04:50

    not true. We use cheese and wine and fine bread – enough in the right combination and, bien sur, the right proportions makes one sooooo beau or belle. Then the sperm can have real fun instead of being shredded in a juicer.

  9. Carla Akins November 10th, 2016 at 06:46

    This is why Trump s President. Just sayin….

    • RandyBastard November 11th, 2016 at 09:46

      She lives in the UK and couldn’t vote. But your point is valid nonetheless. :-

  10. Carla Akins November 10th, 2016 at 06:48

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47829838939b4c9b09bc2a993696ee7620177c3617c80eaf862e096c34de193a.jpg

  11. Jungle_Bhoy November 10th, 2016 at 08:52

    If milk is not vegan because it is a product of mammals and honey is not vegan because it is a product of bees, how can sperm be vegan?

  12. Tommie November 10th, 2016 at 09:38

    I think I rather have the flu!

    • Gina Bousquet November 10th, 2016 at 14:25

      I was going to reply but it wouldn’t be in good taste (no pun intended). :)

  13. Gina Bousquet November 10th, 2016 at 14:23

    All kinds of idiots…

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