Penis ruins pole vaulter’s dream

Posted by | August 16, 2016 20:37 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly

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This Olympian is not happy that his penis is the size it is.

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds at the Rio Olympics.

Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3 meters (17.3 feet) in group A of the first round of the pole vault, when his leg came in contact with the bar. As he began to drop back down toward the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously.

But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.

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34 responses to Penis ruins pole vaulter’s dream

  1. robert August 16th, 2016 at 20:45

    this makes him very low in the medal.. pecking.. order

  2. Suzanne McFly August 16th, 2016 at 21:10

    Well its not the first time a penis ruined something……………/s lol

    • CHOCOL8MILK August 16th, 2016 at 23:25

      http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dyckheads.gif

      • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 00:01

        I think that cartoon is an actual depiction of men in a typical conversation. Lol

        • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 06:58

          I sure am Glad that I am Not Typical. :+)

          • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 10:38

            No your not typical at all, you are all original :)

            • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 13:57

              We can only Hope that there are no more like Me around. I hate competition. :+)

              • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 14:19

                You have no worries lol

                • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 14:25

                  I refer back to the original headlines on this article. Okay, I have no worry and I don’t Pole Vault either. LOL :+)

                  • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 14:31

                    Do you play horseshoes? lol.

                    • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 14:37

                      No, I’m not well enough equipped to Horse around. LOL :+)

                    • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 16:27

                      lol, cute reply

                    • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 21:31

                      Oh Man, you’re getting to know me too well. I’m going to have to change my tactics. LOL :+)

        • Roctuna August 17th, 2016 at 07:31

          A depiction of Herr Drumpf except the hands are too small. Any ammosexual actually.

          • Suzanne McFly August 17th, 2016 at 10:39

            And the penis’ are waaaaaay to big for any of them. If they were born with an average pee pee, they wouldn’t hate the world so much.

  3. Buford2k11 August 16th, 2016 at 21:15

    Nope, I tried, I just couldn’t vault a joke into this poor feller’s disappointment…but the bright side is…well there isn’t one…he lost cause he hadn’t corralled his boys…that’s what jock straps are for…sheesh…even us lesser pole vaulters know that…what’s a pole vault, anyway? I don’t know, but don’t use yer dick to do it with….

  4. mistlesuede August 16th, 2016 at 22:39

    It’s always the third leg that gets in the way.

    • Mister Atoz August 17th, 2016 at 01:27

      0_o

      • mistlesuede August 17th, 2016 at 01:31

        I know, right?

        • Mister Atoz August 17th, 2016 at 01:35

          I LOLed!

          • mistlesuede August 17th, 2016 at 01:46

            :)
            You get to see the other side of me once in a while. ;)

    • The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 06:55

      Gets IN but not the “way”. :+)

  5. Hirightnow August 16th, 2016 at 22:39

    “Ojiisan! Ojiisan! MaMa says you were in the Olympic games when you were young! Would you tell us about it, onegaishimasu?”
    “Well,children….let me tell you about Grandpa’s “special” pole vault….”

  6. CHOCOL8MILK August 16th, 2016 at 23:29

    I wonder if his girlfriend can vault that pole?!?!

  7. bpollen August 17th, 2016 at 04:32

    Introducing the new, improved Detachable Penis!

    • Mensa Member August 17th, 2016 at 10:48

      A tear-away is probably not practical but maybe they could design an aerodynamic jock strap. You know, like those helmets the lugers wear.

  8. The Original Just Me August 17th, 2016 at 06:54

    Blame it on too many Gymnasts in tight fitting suits.

  9. Roctuna August 17th, 2016 at 07:34

    Not the penis per se, but its condition. What was he thinking about anyway?

    • Mensa Member August 17th, 2016 at 10:47

      The pole, I guess.

    • RandyBastard August 18th, 2016 at 17:37

      In fairness that could be a flaccid penis. He might just be that size. But, if he is, he should have strapped it down.

      • Roctuna August 18th, 2016 at 18:38

        I bet he does from now on!

  10. Mensa Member August 17th, 2016 at 10:51

    With all the noxious Trump news, I find myself going to more click-bait stories likes this.

    Obviously, I’m not alone.

  11. bunya August 17th, 2016 at 14:00

    How can that be? I always heard that the size of the common Japanese penis originated the saying, “it’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it!!!!”

  12. crc3 August 18th, 2016 at 16:45

    Brings new meaning to the term “pole vaulting”. The bigger the pole the HARDER it is to jump over the pole. Yikes!

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