‘World’s ugliest dog contestant running as Trump lookalike

Posted by | June 24, 2016 21:00 | Filed under: Politics

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Petaluma, CA is home for the World’s Ugliest Dog contest.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, a dog named Himisaboo is aiming to take all of Trump’s pageant spotlight away by winning on a platform of looking just like the mogul. Here is his bio, courtesy of the Sonoma-Marin Fair, which hosts the contest:

Hello, my name is Himisaboo and I am 9 old. I am half dachshund and half Chinese Crested or Xoloitscuintle. I live in Payette, Idaho! When my people met each other, they were too enamored by each other to remember to have one of my parents fixed. That’s how they acquired ME! When I was born, my doggie mama jumped off the bed with me still attached by the umbilical cord!!! I bounced on the floor for about 5 feet. Thank goodness my people mama jumped in to help before I was dragged up the stairs! This is my 4th time in the contest. My lack of hair on my body, and extra hair on my head are 100% natural. Before Donald Trump was running for anything, I was featured on national television for having Donald Trump’s hair! Whether you LOVE The Donald, or LOATHE him, a vote for Himisaboo is a vote for a dog that looks like Donald Trump! That can be taken either way, but you have to admit, I am a dog who TRUMPS all others!

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8 responses to ‘World’s ugliest dog contestant running as Trump lookalike

  1. whatthe46 June 24th, 2016 at 21:12

    poor dog. that’s a darn shame. his dog pals will never let him live this down.

  2. Mike June 24th, 2016 at 21:18

    Yeah, but does he have big paws …???

  3. Suzanne McFly June 24th, 2016 at 21:21

    Excuse me, as a dog lover I take offense to anyone comparing a jacka$$ to an adorable puppy.

  4. bpollen June 25th, 2016 at 02:51

    Now he’s gonna expect to only have foreign bitches who win Best of Breed…

    • whatthe46 June 25th, 2016 at 02:54

      ok. that was clever. LOLOLOLOL

  5. Buford2k11 June 25th, 2016 at 08:18

    “Hey doll, how’s bout you an’ me?”…Four point four pounds o’ doggie love…I will hump anything that moves…and I have a bigly, ahhh…ummm..large…ummmm…ATTITUDE…

  6. jamesboyle63@gmail.com June 25th, 2016 at 19:56

    This is an insult to the dog.

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