Finally! The conspiracy behind Cadbury eggs

Posted by | March 28, 2016 09:18 | Filed under: Pot Luck

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It took John Oliver to uncover this conspiracy.

John Oliver exposed the insidious conspiracy theory “that no one has the guts to explain” behind Cadbury Creme Eggs on Sunday night’s episode of “Last Week Tonight” in his homage to YouTube conspiracy videos.

“The Cadbury Creme Egg is a terrible candy that tastes like mermaid placenta covered in candle wax,” Oliver said. “And yet, and yet, these eggs show up in January like gym memberships or movie theaters full of films that will never win Oscars.”

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3 responses to Finally! The conspiracy behind Cadbury eggs

  1. William March 28th, 2016 at 11:11

    Do you know what’s inside those things?

    • Suzanne McFly March 28th, 2016 at 12:48

      Awww man, you just ruined a childhood favorite :( lol

    • Bunya March 28th, 2016 at 15:17

      I’ve always suspected the crème in those eggs were from marshmallow bunny pee (or poo). Yum.

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