Santorum precinct chair didn’t vote for him because pen ran out of ink

Posted by | February 2, 2016 20:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics


Poor Rick Santorum just can’t catch a break. During a particularly hilarious interview with Chris Hayes of MSNBC last night during the Iowa Caucuses, the unnamed precinct captain admits that even he didn’t vote for Santorum and the reason is – well, too ridiculous to believe. Hayes live tweeted his interview with the unnamed gentleman and…

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By: Alan

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24 responses to Santorum precinct chair didn’t vote for him because pen ran out of ink

  1. tracey marie February 2nd, 2016 at 20:05

    This is hilarious…I couldn’t ask for a pen.

    • Larry Schmitt February 2nd, 2016 at 20:10

      You’d never know these people are adults, would you?

      • tracey marie February 2nd, 2016 at 20:10

        IKR, how silly does he sound.

        • Obewon February 2nd, 2016 at 20:40

          But Frothy Santurum believed it…

          • tracey marie February 2nd, 2016 at 20:46

            as usual santorum will use this as the basis for a new conspiracy. I am sick to death of the losers claiming a comspiracy or an inside job.

            • granpa.usthai February 3rd, 2016 at 09:38

              bet that’s the last time Rickie buys Canadian made pens with Cuban ink?

  2. TiredOldGuy February 2nd, 2016 at 20:21

    For some reason that brings to mind the phrase “my dog ate my homework”.

  3. Obewon February 2nd, 2016 at 20:36

    Evilangelical says ‘Pen ran out of ink!’ Borrow a pen, use your iPhone app… That dawg don’t hunt!

    • granpa.usthai February 3rd, 2016 at 09:36

      I’ve had ink pens that God would not allow to write until I pulled the little plastic cover off the tip?

      and some you had to wet the tip with your tongue.

      even one from Satan that a ‘friend’ took a lighter to the tip but the plastic caught fire – the dummy threw the pen down in the wastebasket which started a bigger fire – by the time someone got an extinguisher, the whole cubicle was blazing pretty damn good. Unfortunately, the city had a damn good fire department – by the time I got back from the store with the marshmallows, the fire was pretty well put out.

  4. StoneyCurtisll February 2nd, 2016 at 20:44

    Rick “Frothy” Santorum had his time in the limelight…
    This time it belongs to Ted Cruz…(no matter how short it may be)

  5. labman57 February 2nd, 2016 at 21:08

    Oh, and his dog ate his homework.

    • rg9rts February 3rd, 2016 at 04:56

      great minds….I posted before I saw your comment lol

  6. maggie February 2nd, 2016 at 22:17

    lol

  7. rg9rts February 3rd, 2016 at 04:54

    At least he didn’t blame the dog

    • allison1050 February 3rd, 2016 at 10:13

      I could have quite easily said the dog ate his pen…the kids would have believed it.

      • rg9rts February 3rd, 2016 at 10:45

        can you imagine what his cabinet would be made up of?

        • allison1050 February 3rd, 2016 at 10:58

          Just the thought makes me laugh! I can just see him appointing his father to a cabinet post.

          • rg9rts February 3rd, 2016 at 13:03

            secretary of ministries

  8. granpa.usthai February 3rd, 2016 at 09:26

    maybe the next time around, Republicans who want someone’s vote will be handing out little ‘vote for me pens’?

    … that write.

  9. allison1050 February 3rd, 2016 at 10:16

    That’s cold….lol

  10. Roctuna February 3rd, 2016 at 10:31

    Rick inspires such loyalty and dedication, it’s amazing.

  11. Bunya February 3rd, 2016 at 14:32

    I don’t buy that excuse for one minute! How dare he blame the innocent pen when it was obvious that Jesus made it run out of ink!

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