Democratic Rep. Will Argue For You With Your Right-Wing Relatives At Thanksgiving

Posted by | November 25, 2015 11:22 | Filed under: Politics

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Florida Congressman Alan Grayson says he’ll argue for you with your conservative relatives at Thanksgiving.

Grayson, running for Senate in a tough primary with fellow Democratic Rep. Patrick Murphy, emailed his supporters Tuesday to say that a $3 donation would enter them in a contest to have Grayson call their “most conservative relative on Thanksgiving.”

“This Thanksgiving, I want to use my idiot-savant talent for arguing with Republicans to help out one lucky Grayson supporter,” he said in the email.

“You know that Republican in your family who always tries to get into a political debate with you over Thanksgiving dinner? This year, they can argue with me instead.”

Grayson noted his past work as a law clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals in D.C., where he worked with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, then an appeals court judge.

“Remember, I’ve spent my entire career arguing with top Republicans (and winning). I have graduate degrees from Harvard in public policy and law,” he added.

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12 responses to Democratic Rep. Will Argue For You With Your Right-Wing Relatives At Thanksgiving

  1. Anomaly 100 November 25th, 2015 at 12:04

    OK thanks. Please call my family.

  2. Suzanne McFly November 25th, 2015 at 12:52

    That would be the best gift ever and I would not want anything else but a Rep Grayson discussion for the repubs.

    • anothertoothpick November 25th, 2015 at 14:23

      I am still mad at Anthony Wiener for making those stupid dick pix and losing his seat.

      He was the best at demeaning the repiklins whenever he was on the house floor. All’s he did was say the truth about them and made them look as foolish as they really are.

  3. imnotgaybut20bucksis20bucks November 25th, 2015 at 14:00

    I have a fool proof plan which should keep most of our family amused and quiet.

    • rg9rts November 26th, 2015 at 05:57

      That is pure evil….ILOVE IT

  4. Suzanne McFly November 25th, 2015 at 14:08

    Well he penis ruled his roost so to speak.

    • dewired4u November 25th, 2015 at 15:37

      his junk got him junked……

    • anothertoothpick November 25th, 2015 at 15:45

      That seems to happen way too often.

      Anyway…

      • Suzanne McFly November 25th, 2015 at 20:41

        Completely agree with you on that one, Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. I hope you have a full tummy tomorrow and I hope you are surrounded by love :)

    • fahvel November 26th, 2015 at 10:32

      if you say penis with a bad french accent it sounds like puny.

      • Suzanne McFly November 26th, 2015 at 11:32

        Lol, very creative.

  5. rg9rts November 26th, 2015 at 05:55

    Like most of you…I’ll bet you email is flooded with open palm politicians….THIS is at least creative and something for your money..
    as the black sheep I don’t have that problem

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