Bible-Waving Donald Trump Vows To Win The War On Christmas
The serious Christian says when he’s president people aren’t going to do any of this “Happy Holidays” stuff. American are going to be saying “Merry Christmas.”
…Trump offered up his typical word salad to the Values Voter Summit today, but this time while hoisting his Bible in the air and talking about it as “the reason” that he is leading among evangelical voters in Iowa and how it is “the key” to saving America.
One of the threats to America, Trump said, was the so-called War on Christmas: “The word ‘Christmas.’ I love Christmas. I love Christmas. You go to stores, you don’t see the word ‘Christmas.’ It says ‘Happy Holidays’ all over. I say, ‘Where’s Christmas?’ I tell my wife, ‘Don’t go to those stores. I want to see Christmas. I want to see Christmas.’ Other people can have their holidays but Christmas is Christmas. I want to see ‘Merry Christmas.’ Remember the expression ‘Merry Christmas’? You don’t see it anymore. You’re going to see it if I get elected, I can tell you right now.”
Let’s now recall when The Donald was other side of this war, destroying this beloved holiday:
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Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 17:05
O’Reilly, I believe this is your specialty. You deal in fairy tales, don’t you?
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:13
No, he’s just against Fairies. Oh, that was bad________ but it was funny.
allison1050 September 25th, 2015 at 17:32
Afterall, he could get some tips from Sista Palin.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:11
And her Little Drunken, Pregnant Elf, Bristol.
allison1050 September 26th, 2015 at 04:56
smiles
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 17:08
Yup, she sure does. Every time a guy walks by.
DewTheDew September 25th, 2015 at 18:03
So he wants to force private companies to bow down to Hypocrite ‘Conservative’ Christians? Companies realized this is a DIVERSE country, Happy Holidays is great, but I still hear Merry Christmas and that also doesn’t bother me. Bill O’Reilly fake ‘conservative’ Christian sexually harassing coworkers and lying on a daily basis.
Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 18:44
But since he fights against the “War on Xmas” every year, he’s a good Christian. All that other sh*t doesn’t matter.
tracey marie September 25th, 2015 at 18:20
basically trump is promising a xtian theocracy/dictatorship.
Christmas starts in october, the decorations and the sales start, the ever present muzak playing in the background. On Jan.1st the post christamas sales start. tell me, when and where is this war going on?
Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 18:42
My sister posted a picture from Kohl’s this week with the christmas stuff already up. If there’s a war on christmas, christmas has won.
Dwendt44 September 26th, 2015 at 00:25
the cable shopping channels have been pushing christmas stuff for weeks.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:10
I saw Thanksgiving decorations in the store today.
tracey marie September 26th, 2015 at 13:31
I saw christmas decorations today.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 17:04
We live kind of close to Sun Valley, Idaho, Yup, the Ski resort. In the town next to it is a Christmas store. Christmas items is all they sell year round. Lot’s of tourist traffic.
tracey marie September 26th, 2015 at 18:13
No, this was in home depot and a couple other stores. It is ridiculous.
The Original Just Me September 27th, 2015 at 04:25
I use to love going Christmas shopping in a light snow fall, in the older Down Town areas. I usually did my shopping the weekend before Christmas. Then after shopping all Saturday afternoon, dinner and a drink, followed by a movie. That was Christmas. God, I’m getting OLD.
tracey marie September 27th, 2015 at 10:53
No, you remeber christmas before it turned into a corporate directed shopping event.
nola878 September 25th, 2015 at 18:29
Rump would go under water and f*ck fish if he thought it’d get him some votes.
Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 18:41
Better keep your tetras safe.
Suzanne McFly September 25th, 2015 at 21:17
The fish wouldn’t feel a thing.
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 21:19
AHHHH HAHAAAAAAAHHHAHAHA!
Suzanne McFly September 25th, 2015 at 21:57
I had to, sometimes I just have to let the insults fly or I will blow up.
Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 21:48
Except humiliation.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:09
What was that ? Oh, never mind, it was only there for a second and it was no Big thing.
Larry Schmitt September 25th, 2015 at 22:13
You mean it wasn’t YUUUUUGE?
nola878 September 25th, 2015 at 21:54
ROFL!
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:07
That sounds like a Tea Party thing. He’ll be saying that tomorrow.
amersham46 September 25th, 2015 at 18:50
May the mangy mop of hair finally strangle you (an old Druid curse)
Robert Kennedy September 25th, 2015 at 19:15
It’s so easy to win wars nobody is participating in.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:06
It will be easy for him to find the enemy, the folks who have Christmas. They will be standing on the street corner in a light snow, dressed in dark blue clothes with Red ribbons, thumping on their tambourines, blowing their tubas, and singing Christmas Carols.
Chris September 25th, 2015 at 19:34
Face it. Stupid people always are attracted to easy answers and have no patience for reasoned approaches. Trump is just following the grand tradition of all demagogues who find an audience that loves to be pandered to.
What hath the GOP wrought? Trump. To their horror.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 22:00
How do you spell that ? Horror or Whore ?
robert September 25th, 2015 at 20:05
Happy Holidays Donald just in case we don’t hear your name after xmas
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 20:28
wouldn’t it be cool for anyone with twitter, to tweet that to him. hehehehe
robert September 25th, 2015 at 20:44
if i thought trump was worth the effort …..never mind
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 20:49
he’ll just tweet you back calling you a loser. lol
robert September 25th, 2015 at 21:04
and i would thank him for the compliment
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 21:15
then he’ll just call you a double loser and poke his tongue. sorry that was gross huh?
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 21:59
Trump only sticks his tongue out when there is a woman around.
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 22:20
the beer i was drinking tasted really good going down. thanks O, it just came back up.
Tommie September 25th, 2015 at 21:55
True dat!
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 21:58
Loser, that would put Robert three steps up the ladder above Trump.
robert September 25th, 2015 at 22:03
good deal ! that gives me a chance to pour gasoline down the ladder instead.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 23:40
OR relieve yourself of that last beer.
robert September 25th, 2015 at 23:46
holding a lit highway flare would send a better message
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 00:00
Oh My God, you might singe his beautiful hair.
robert September 26th, 2015 at 08:06
its all about job security Nothing personal
whatthe46 September 25th, 2015 at 22:20
nice.
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 23:51
I hope Robert isn’t Scottish. I’d hate to see Trump know what was under his Kilt.
whatthe46 September 26th, 2015 at 00:11
my son is 1/2 Scottish. he wore his kilt the last day of high school.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 01:31
Did he have as much fun with it as his classmates did ? He sounds like quite the person.
whatthe46 September 26th, 2015 at 14:20
yes they all did. he wanted to wear it for graduation, but they said no. darnit. he’s been going to the highland games, dressed along with his father since he was 7.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 17:10
I also take after my heritage. I’m of Danish decent. Broad in the shoulders, Narrow at the hips and Very round in the middle.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 17:00
Our Christmas gift would be hearing he had dropped out of the race.
DogsRgoodpeople September 25th, 2015 at 20:26
Sucking up to O’Reilly and FOX ? Or maybe trying to piss them off. The war on xmas is totally their baby.
Suzanne McFly September 25th, 2015 at 21:15
I would fight that war on Christmas with ya donnie, just tell me where the hell it is cause I never seen it.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 16:59
Push No Sale and look in the cash register drawer. That is where the real war is at.
CandideThirtythree September 27th, 2015 at 03:06
WHOOP! There it goes! The Original Just Me, found it on the first try LOL!
The Original Just Me September 27th, 2015 at 04:21
Small problem. using the words No sale, cash register, and drawer, really dated the heck out of me. No such things to day.
CandideThirtythree September 27th, 2015 at 04:29
hahaha, nah, when everyone around you gets your references, that does not make you old, tha makes you in good company. LOL
The Original Just Me September 27th, 2015 at 04:32
Good friends means I am comfortable sitting here in my bathrobe pounding away on the key board and smiling. You are a good friend.
Tommie September 25th, 2015 at 21:55
Surprised Trump’s hands don’t start smoking from him touching the Bible with his hate “speech” and generalizations!
The Original Just Me September 25th, 2015 at 21:56
Hey Trumpy Dumpy, the Vikings want their Yule Celebration BACK that the Christians stole.
Dwendt44 September 26th, 2015 at 00:21
Between that and the Pagan Saturnalia celebrations, the whole christmas season is about covered, except for the myth of the manger scene.
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 01:27
Yup, Thor, the first son of Oden the All Father God was born about three days after the winter equinox. It is very convenient that Jesus was born on Dec. 25. Especially considering the tax collecting time in Old Jerusalem or Passover was in about April. Many, many, things in Christanity and our modern world came from the Norsemen.
bpollen September 26th, 2015 at 05:46
The Egyptian god Horus was born on Dec. 25.
Attis of Phrygia was born on Dec. 25.
Krishna was born on Dec. 25.
Zoroaster was born on Dec. 25
Mithra was born on Dec. 25
Buddha was born on Dec. 25
Heracles was born on Dec. 25
Dionysius was born on Dec. 25
Tammuz was born on Dec. 25
Adonis, Hermes, Bacchus, Prometheus, all Dec. 25
I detect a theme!
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 16:58
It seems there is a similarity going on. Also every form of religion, no matter how remote, has a story of a great Flood in it.
fahvel September 27th, 2015 at 04:16
march is a dead boring time of year – gotta do something.
bpollen September 26th, 2015 at 05:56
Mithra – swaddled and laid in a manger.
bpollen September 26th, 2015 at 05:39
They also wanna kick the Packers’ asses!
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 16:55
Are you a sports fan by any chance ?
bpollen September 26th, 2015 at 18:01
I’ve just lived in both Minnesota and Wisconsin where the rivalry is fairly intense… and have friends and relatives on both sides of any matchup.
I usually only watch a game if I have some particular interest in it. I’ll watch any game between the Fudge-Packers and the Vi-queens, for instance. But otherwise, I always enjoyed playing sports, but found it boring to just watch. Golf, for instance, is fun to play, but a complete snooze to watch.
The Original Just Me September 27th, 2015 at 04:19
I used to love to play football. But the day after first High School practice, I got my right arm caught between two cars. It works okay even today but it sure did mess up a good throwing arm. I kind of like baseball but not a lot. Otherwise my only interest in ball sports is the last quarter of the Super Bowl. Now that gets to be some real football.
maggie September 26th, 2015 at 02:07
hilarious….;)
bpollen September 26th, 2015 at 02:22
But Donald… before you become president, you take an oath to PRESERVE the Constitution. That includes those parts you don’t find convenient. So, if I want to wish people a Happy Mithras’ Birthday, I have the constitutional right to do so! What do you have against the free market?
rg9rts September 26th, 2015 at 07:19
Takes balls to do that !!! LMAO
The Original Just Me September 26th, 2015 at 16:54
I like the Frosted and Shiny ones with sparkly glitter on them.