Posted by | June 2, 2015 13:12 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly


An Arkansa man died over the weekend in what was deemed to be an ‘accidental’ shooting. In a news release on Monday, Sheriff Lawrence Tate said that 81-year-old Eulib George Bible was killed Saturday, KAIT reports. The police were called in that morning to a residence in Franklin in reference to Bible ‘accidentally’ shooting himself. Tate…

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

  • whatthe46

    since he wasn’t shooting the squrrels for a meal, he should have left ’em alone. just had to be mean one time too many.

    • tracey marie

      That is not mean, that is basic human kindness

      • anothertoothpick

        A couple of years ago I accidentally drove over a squirrel.

        I was doing about ten MPH and I saw him on the curb, facing the other way. Then he darts out and the next thing I know I hear the inevitable “thump thump” under the car.
        I look in the rear view mirror and I see him tumbling and then running off.

        I still feel bad about that.

        • tracey marie

          You are a good person.

          • anothertoothpick

            Not always.

            • whatthe46

              cute.

              • rg9rts

                google drunk squirrels

        • whatthe46

          yeah, we have lots of squrrels around here. i love to see them play chasing each other. i hit one once and i was sick to my stomach. i refused to even look at my tires or the car just got out and went inside sick.

          • anothertoothpick

            At the time, there was one of my buddies in the car with me. After it happened I said “why do they do that, why do they wait until the last minuted and then run underneath a rolling car?”

            And he said “I guess that is why they call them squirrels”.

            • whatthe46

              i’m NOT laughing. he he he.

        • William

          I hate it when they do that

          • whatthe46

            ain’t that the truth. lol

        • fredoandme

          years ago, like every other day, I was driving on the twisty, turny j-town/middletown road. as I approached one obtuse angle i could see the lone oncoming van coming round the bend. to my surprise, clutching the front grill, fur flattened in the wind, was a single squirrel holding on for dear life. hitchin’ a ride. goin’ places. makin’ his move.

  • ExPFCWintergreen

    I don’t really want to laugh at this family’s *snicker* tragedy, because LibburTEA ‘n’ stuff means we have to water the tree with patriotic *giggle* blood and …. oh, screw it: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Bunya

    So he liked to shoot squirrels, huh. Oh well, Karma’s a bitch.

  • oldfart

    The man must have been nuts, why else would squirrels be bothering him so much ?

    • whatthe46

      i’m sorry, but if that was my husband, i would never tell anybody that’s what he was about to do before killing himself. i would have come up with a reasonable lie, or face the fact that i might be facing a trial. lol

  • anothertoothpick

    A good book title might be “Mr. Bible Hates Those Goddamn Squirrels.”

    It would make a great right wing children’s book.

    • Larry Schmitt

      And it would have lots of pictures of guns.

      • anothertoothpick

        Like this Larry?

        • whatthe46

          lol

  • anothertoothpick

    OK squirrels I have had enough go you See.

    You better come out See.

  • allison1050

    Arkansas? ;o/ Oops

  • William
    • rg9rts

      They have a great sense of humor….google drunk squirrels

    • whatthe46

      that’s too funny. ever see eddie izzard do a squrrels act in his routine? it’s hilarious.

  • rg9rts

    Another NRA grad… the squirrels had the last laugh

  • crc3

    Shooting squirrels had a whole new meaning back in the ’60s. For those of us who remember…

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shoot%20the%20squirrel