Hate Mail: Cruel To Be Kind Edition

Posted by | March 12, 2015 19:00 | Filed under: Hate Mail Top Stories


From: bobbi
Sent: Wednesday, September 03, 2014 10:19 AM
To: Alan
Subject: despicable colmes

Dear Howdy Doody, well another day ruined by having  to deal with you.  Since I am forced by Fox to listen to your blatant stupidity, being passed off as your totally biased and prejudicial  opinion, I feel that it is only fair to give my opinion of you.  Talk about inhumane treatment, first I am forced to look at the incredibly dufus looking face, perched atop that pathetically flabby panty wearing pussy boy body and then I must listen to the total dribble coming out of that foul, lying, totally gutless, muslim terrorist loving, smart mouth of yours.  How dare you speak for the American people.  The vast majority of the American people that you claim to be speaking for are intelligent, adult, credible human beings, not disingenuous, smart mouthed, cowardly liberal obama loving pieces of dog crap like you.  Tell you what gutless, why don’t you go to Iraq?  It would be so great to have ISIS cut the head off of one of you filthy, slimy, lying libbers instead of  the real men that have suffered that fate.  Not to worry though pansy, everyone knows that gutless libbers will never put their lives in danger, they only shoot their smart mouths off from a safe distances.  By the way coward, how are those valor stealing pieces of crap that control that biased facebook page of yours?  Still kicking people off for opposing political views?  Still creating and using phony names while claiming to be war veterans?  Despicable doesn’t even begin to cover what you are punk.

Bobster, how many minutes a day are you allowed out of the straight jacket to type?

From: Stan
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Idiot

Alan, you really have no clue about Islam. You scare me more than they do.  You remind me of a Jew who walking to the Gas Chamber said to the Nazi. “Are you going to kill us”? The Nazi said “Do you think we are Barbarians”?

I have to ask you Alan,

Are you aware that once you become a Muslim you cannot leave the religion or it is the duty of Muslims to Kill you?

Why don’t you read the fine print?

This is the most intolerant religion…Ask the Hindus or any other Religion that’s unfortunate to cross Islam’s path.

Or why not take a Bible with you the next time you go to Saudi Arabia…

Forget it. Your one of them.

May your child marry someone of a darker complexion.

From: Jeffrey
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2014 10:08 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Really? We should not be bombing ISIS?

I simply cannot believe what I heard you say on Fox today. We should not be bombing ISIS? Should we wait and allow them to grow larger, more powerful and richer? These are insane animals and their goal is to destroy us and everyone who does not believe in their twisted beliefs. Our president is weak and I would argue, enabling them and every other terrorist faction to achieve their sick goals, which INCLUDE DESTROYING US! Did you forget that a few handfuls of “people” killed thousands of us on 9/11? What could happen with 30,000 and growing larger every day, many of which have Western passports?

I am really toning it down as what I would want to say to you is much more caustic, but suffice to say that you are wrong and you are asleep at the wheel or the mic.

Go home, Colmes and get off the air. You are a moron!

Sorry, Jeff, but even morons have a right to be heard.

From: US CITIZEN
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2014 11:58 AM
To: Alan

You are the best paid dumb person ever to be on Fox….You surely give them a tax write off for helping the mentally ill to get a job. No normal person could possibly believe the things you say. You are not just spewing ignorant statements you actually say and believe them. Normal Americans will send Democrats a clear message in November. We are tired of supporting mentally challenged people and overlooking your illnesses. GET OFF MY TV!!!

You’re just jealous that a dumb person can make a good living.

From: Steve
Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 10:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your “face”

Tells it all. When you spew BS, your left eyebrow is almost off your face. When you speak the truth, your face is normal, (but still ugly”). You need plastic surgery AND a good hair cut. I love to see you get so excited that you over talk your opponents. The eyebrow thing is very distracting.

Call me any time. xxx-xxx-xxxx

Sorry Steverino, I know you’d love me to call, but there is probably a 900 number that would serve you better.

From: Alby
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2014 10:55 PM
To: Alan

Dear jew:

my ancestors came here in 1638 and they were checked for illnesses before they let them to sail!

The second wave of my people who immigrated LEGALLY to USA, they were quaranteed at ELLIS ISLAND

for days and checked for illnesses and if they were sick and feeble they were shipped back

where they came from!

how did you jews get here? the only way to avoid ELLIS ISLAND was to swim!!!

… ALL THESE AFRICAN NEGROS

FROM Liberia AND SIERRA LEONE SHOULD BE CHECKED OUT IN AFRICA AND NO ONE GETS HERE BEFORE

21 DAYS IN QUARANTEEN.

I AM A WHITE OPENLY HETEROSEXUAL LEGAL IMMIGRANT AND I DO NOT WANT TO SUPPORT THESE NEGROS.

LET AFRICA TAKE CARE OF THEM…THEY DID NOT WANT US WHITE PEOPLE TO STAY THERE AND LOOK

WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE NOW…THEY WERE BETTER OFF DURING THE COLONIAL DAYS THAN NOW!

BUT THE TRUTH FOR YOU liberals IS HARD TO SWALLOW-JA!

EDUCATE YOURSHELF…DO NOT BE STUPID!

Uh, I think your bold button is broken. As for educating myshelf, it is already working fine on my wall.

From: Krass [mailto:krass@centurytel.net]
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014 8:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your an idiot

Your a idiot if you don’t believe that ISIS is a threat to our country and our way of life.

Your an even greater idiot if you think that Islam is a religion of peace.

 You mean “you’re an idiot,” not “your a idiot.”

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17 responses to Hate Mail: Cruel To Be Kind Edition

  1. Annie March 12th, 2015 at 19:30

    Well, I still love you

  2. Anomaly 100 March 12th, 2015 at 19:35

    A charming bunch of guys.

    • rg9rts March 13th, 2015 at 06:21

      Psssst….their vote counts as much as yours….so get out and do it

  3. Budda March 12th, 2015 at 19:59

    Overflowing with hate…wonder what their blood pressure tops out at?

    • majii March 12th, 2015 at 21:25

      And, they’re devout Christians who honest and truly believe that no Christian has ever threatened, persecuted, or killed another human being because of their Christian beliefs!

      Strange people indeed. They can’t see that they are proof that the opposite of what they claim about Christians is true.

  4. Suzanne McFly March 12th, 2015 at 20:07

    One thing I see that flows freely in each love letter, they spew the hate in generous portions and layer on the stupidity in thick slices.

    • StoneyCurtisll March 12th, 2015 at 21:31

      It’s hate mail…
      What else but ignorance should we expect?

  5. StoneyCurtisll March 12th, 2015 at 21:25

    I dig the old Nick Lowe video~!

  6. pignose4.0 March 12th, 2015 at 22:26

    Alby is SOOO funny he/she says his/her ansesters were checked for illness before they left and well we all know how that worked out for the Indians. ya think they checked for mental illness?

    • rg9rts March 13th, 2015 at 06:20

      Inbreeding…generations of inbreeding

  7. Dwendt44 March 13th, 2015 at 00:16

    If these idiots hate Alan and can’t stand him why the heck are they listening? Are their hand broken that they can’t change the station, go to a different web site, or turn off the media they are listening too?

    • Hirightnow March 13th, 2015 at 10:32

      Get up??!?!
      CHANGE THE STATION??!!!??!!!
      NOT LISTEN???!??!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!1!!!

      Madness.

  8. rg9rts March 13th, 2015 at 06:19

    I see your usual crew of fans checked in…here is your dose of sanity…bobbi types with her toes….the only part exposed in her straight jacket

  9. CobraJet428 March 13th, 2015 at 09:14

    “Sorry, Jeff, but even morons have a right to be heard.”

    Wrong. They have a right to speak, not be listened to.

  10. Hirightnow March 13th, 2015 at 10:30

    “my ancestors came here in 1638 and they were checked for illnesses before they let them to sail!”

    Ship’s Surgeon: “Hmmm…these oozing sores on thou passengers be not listed in ‘Ye Apocrypha of Vylle Humours’…Seaman! Bring forth the toad of diagnosis!”
    Able Seaman: “The first mate boiled it for lunch, sir!”
    Ship’s Surgeon: “Then it is the will of the Almighty that these passengers sail!”

  11. William March 13th, 2015 at 12:00

    how did you jews get here? the only way to avoid ELLIS ISLAND was to swim!!!

    Or, maybe they flew here from their home planet?

    https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo

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