Jon Stewart Rejects Arby’s Job Offer
Don’t worry about Jon Stewart not knowing the location of his next meal when he no longer has a job. Arby’s was willing to rescue his bank account.
Jon, feel free to reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
— Arby’s (@Arbys) February 11, 2015
However, an ungrateful Stewart rejected the offer.
“To work there would I have to handle, serve, touch eat or even look at what you so generously describe as food?” Stewart asked. “That’s right, Arby’s, this motherf—ing thing ain’t over. I do not accept your peace offering. We shall always be enemies! For while you are a worthy adversary, you shall be vanquished.”
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