Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Eating Thanksgiving Dinner Early

Posted by | November 29, 2014 09:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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The Pennsylvania woman chased her boyfriend around the dining room with a knife before plunging it into his chest.

Authorities say Jacklyn Blake confessed to officers who responded to her Wilkes-Barre…home Thursday. Officers found her boyfriend inside holding a towel over his chest. He was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.

The 47-year-old Blake is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terroristic threats. It wasn’t clear if she has a lawyer.

According to police, Blake’s boyfriend says she’d been drunk earlier in the day and attacked him after waking up from a nap. He says she stabbed him and then threw the knife, striking him just below the left eye.

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66 responses to Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Eating Thanksgiving Dinner Early

  1. Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 09:44

    It’s just not done. She sure showed him.

    • fahvel November 29th, 2014 at 11:16

      right on there – never ever touch the bird till the moment of grace has passed.

    • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 11:59

      That’s right! when your spouse is drunk on their ass and sleeping it off, don’t dare go ahead and eat. How selfish! (snark–when I was a kid, “Santa” was often too drunk to put the presents out and had to sleep it off until later. I had to try to console my much-younger brothers until they (santa) woke up. Gee–maybe that’s part of why xmas is my LEAST favorite holiday.)

      • Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 14:06

        IKR? Too many people thinking only of themselves and eating without the drunken spouse.

        • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 14:13

          I know from experience that just about everything pisses off a drunken spouse–or in my case parent.

  2. Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 10:44

    It’s just not done. She sure showed him.

    • fahvel November 29th, 2014 at 12:16

      right on there – never ever touch the bird till the moment of grace has passed.

    • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 12:59

      That’s right! when your spouse is drunk on their ass and sleeping it off, don’t dare go ahead and eat. How selfish! (snark–when I was a kid, “Santa” was often too drunk to put the presents out and had to sleep it off until later. I had to try to console my much-younger brothers until they (santa) woke up. Gee–maybe that’s part of why xmas is my LEAST favorite holiday.)

      • Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 15:06

        IKR? Too many people thinking only of themselves and eating without the drunken spouse.

        • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 15:13

          I know from experience that just about everything pisses off a drunken spouse–or in my case parent.

  3. StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 09:45

    Did she stab him with the carving knife, or the fork?..
    Some how..maybe only to me…
    It makes a difference..:)

    • Carla Akins November 29th, 2014 at 09:57

      Both.

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 09:57

        Musta been hungry.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 09:58

        Well then…
        There is no debate..:)

    • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 11:53

      Both. I wonder if it was a carving set fork or just a ho-hum everyday table fork.

  4. StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:45

    Did she stab him with the carving knife, or the fork?..
    Some how..maybe only to me…
    It makes a difference..:)

    • Carla Akins November 29th, 2014 at 10:57

      Both.

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 10:57

        Musta been hungry.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:58

        Well then…
        There is no debate..:)

    • M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 12:53

      Both. I wonder if it was a carving set fork or just a ho-hum everyday table fork.

  5. Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 09:56

    Imagine what their Christmas is going to be like.

  6. Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 10:56

    Imagine what their Christmas is going to be like.

  7. Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 10:00

    Just curious about a legal term used here. “Simple assault?” There doesn’t seem to be anything simple about this case. What does the law consider to be complicated assault?

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:05

      I’m not so sure about the “simple” part…
      Blake (the fork wielding stabber) is charged with aggravated assault
      with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terrorist threats…
      Isn’t love wonderful?

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:09

      Simple assault…
      Punch, slap, shove, touching…
      Even grabbing a ticket out of a cops hand, and if you ‘touch” him can be construed as an assault…
      It only requires contact.

  8. Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 11:00

    Just curious about a legal term used here. “Simple assault?” There doesn’t seem to be anything simple about this case. What does the law consider to be complicated assault?

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:05

      I’m not so sure about the “simple” part…
      Blake (the fork wielding stabber) is charged with aggravated assault
      with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terrorist threats…
      Isn’t love wonderful?

    • StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:09

      Simple assault…
      Punch, slap, shove, touching…
      Even grabbing a ticket out of a cops hand, and if you ‘touch” him can be construed as an assault…
      It only requires contact.

  9. StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 10:02

    Officers found her boyfriend inside holding a towel over his chest. He was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries…
    At least no one was shot…(good thing it wasn’t in Texas)

    • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 10:03

      I suppose in Texas they shoot the turkey into slices. No knife needed.

      • fahvel November 29th, 2014 at 11:15

        hit the bird with a 12 guage and then serve it on gooey white bread buns – texas turkey!!!!!!!

  10. StoneyCurtisll November 29th, 2014 at 11:02

    Officers found her boyfriend inside holding a towel over his chest. He was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries…
    At least no one was shot…(good thing it wasn’t in Texas)

    • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 11:03

      I suppose in Texas they shoot the turkey into slices. No knife needed.

      • fahvel November 29th, 2014 at 12:15

        hit the bird with a 12 guage and then serve it on gooey white bread buns – texas turkey!!!!!!!

  11. fancypants November 29th, 2014 at 10:36

    holy fatal attraction Batman !

  12. fancypants November 29th, 2014 at 11:36

    holy fatal attraction Batman !

  13. M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 11:52

    It sounds like Thanksgiving when I was a kid. To this day, I don’t celebrate ANY “family” holidays’

    • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 13:45

      ditto

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 14:00

        Your friends are the family you would have if you could choose your relatives.

        • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 14:08

          I have a very nice on line community at a site where I mod.. and we span half the globe but are closer than any other family I have known..

  14. M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 12:52

    It sounds like Thanksgiving when I was a kid. To this day, I don’t celebrate ANY “family” holidays’

    • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 14:45

      ditto

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 15:00

        Your friends are the family you would have if you could choose your relatives.

        • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 15:08

          I have a very nice on line community at a site where I mod.. and we span half the globe but are closer than any other family I have known..

  15. edmeyer_able November 29th, 2014 at 13:04

    Why can’t I find a woman w/that passion……./s

    • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 13:45

      A nasty hungover drunk??

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 13:59

        Is there any other kind?

        • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 14:09

          Those that repent,,,only to do it again next week

  16. edmeyer_able November 29th, 2014 at 14:04

    Why can’t I find a woman w/that passion……./s

    • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 14:45

      A nasty hungover drunk??

      • Larry Schmitt November 29th, 2014 at 14:59

        Is there any other kind?

        • rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 15:09

          Those that repent,,,only to do it again next week

  17. John_St_John November 29th, 2014 at 13:42

    Ya know, this takes the term “carving the turkey” to a whole new level? Was she after the light meat or the dark meat? And which turkey neck was she trying to cut??? C’mon, inquiring sociopaths want to know…

  18. John_St_John November 29th, 2014 at 14:42

    Ya know, this takes the term “carving the turkey” to a whole new level. Was she after the light meat or the dark meat? And which turkey neck was she trying to cut??? C’mon, inquiring sociopaths want to know…

  19. rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 13:44

    WOW imagine what she would have done if they were married….a new pennsyltucky bobbit

  20. rg9rts November 29th, 2014 at 14:44

    WOW imagine what she would have done if they were married….a new pennsyltucky bobbit

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