George Zimmerman Wants To Be Like A Kardashian, Identifies With Anne Frank
A GQ profile of George Zimmerman has some startling revelations.
Click here for reuse options!After running up debts hiding out in hotels around the country, the family apparently attempted to monetize their infamous name with a “Z” brand of self-defense products. As explained by George’s brother, Robert, who “[learned] a lot from Keeping Up With the Kardashians”:
“There’s the Z Bar, the Z Rock, and the Z Beam. They’re all targeted to women. One is to secure sliding doors. One is to put in the front door. The light is to carry and is designed by George. It has a little alarm—you know, Help me, help me!”
In the meantime, to make ends meet, George is apparently reconsidering his nascent painting career. According to GQ, “George suggested Anne Frank,” as his next subject “because, according to Robert, he identifies with her—but he hasn’t gotten around to it yet.”
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rg9rts September 30th, 2014 at 07:44
Nothing new for him …a ho at heart
rg9rts September 30th, 2014 at 07:44
Nothing new for him …a ho at heart
Shades September 30th, 2014 at 08:00
Anne Frank would never have identified with him.
Shades September 30th, 2014 at 08:00
Anne Frank would never have identified with him.
Skydog2 September 30th, 2014 at 08:05
A troubled individual.
crc3 September 30th, 2014 at 09:38
Ya think???
Skydog2 September 30th, 2014 at 08:05
A troubled individual.
crc3 September 30th, 2014 at 09:38
Ya think???
William September 30th, 2014 at 08:44
Hiding out in hotels huh? Why? What’s he worried about? Like some crazy, self appointed vigilante is going to stalk and shoot him?
William September 30th, 2014 at 08:44
Hiding out in hotels huh? Why? What’s he worried about? Like some crazy, self appointed vigilante is going to stalk and shoot him?
Denise September 30th, 2014 at 09:26
He’s nuts! Eventually he’s going to murder again. How is it a man with no money can afford hotels, but can’t pay his attorney?
Denise September 30th, 2014 at 09:26
He’s nuts! Eventually he’s going to murder again. How is it a man with no money can afford hotels, but can’t pay his attorney?
mea_mark September 30th, 2014 at 09:33
What he needs to work on is a Bullet proof Z Hoodie to protect people from himself.
mea_mark September 30th, 2014 at 09:33
What he needs to work on is a Bullet proof Z Hoodie to protect people from himself.
crc3 September 30th, 2014 at 09:37
I could care less about GZ’s family. This is all about GZ murdering an unarmed kid on a dark and rainy night in Sanford, FL. GZ made the decision to stalk TM and instigated a confrontation then blaming TM for the killing because he felt his life was in danger. Total baloney and a pack of lies set him free because the prosecution failed miserably to do their job. I feel nothing for his family and definitely for GZ. If someone takes him out sometime down the road I will applaud that justice has been served…
tiredoftea September 30th, 2014 at 12:04
How much less could you care?
crc3 September 30th, 2014 at 09:37
I could care less about GZ’s family. This is all about GZ murdering an unarmed kid on a dark and rainy night in Sanford, FL. GZ made the decision to stalk TM and instigated a confrontation then blaming TM for the killing because he felt his life was in danger. Total baloney and a pack of lies set him free because the prosecution failed miserably to do their job. I feel nothing for his family and definitely for GZ. If someone takes him out sometime down the road I will applaud that justice has been served…
tiredoftea September 30th, 2014 at 12:04
How much less could you care?
tiredoftea September 30th, 2014 at 12:06
Z-man might be angling to marry into the Kardashian family, thereby assuring his fame and fortune.
tiredoftea September 30th, 2014 at 12:06
Z-man might be angling to marry into the Kardashian family, thereby assuring his fame and fortune.
Satan September 30th, 2014 at 19:49
I read the Diary of Anne Frank… trust me… she didn’t shoot an unarmed black kid.
Satan September 30th, 2014 at 19:49
I read the Diary of Anne Frank… trust me… she didn’t shoot an unarmed black kid.