Texas Worker Charged After Rubbing His Man Parts All Over A Customer’s Pizza
A Texas teenager is facing a felony charge after police say he rubbed his private parts on a customer’s pizza and was caught in the act.
18-year-old Georgetown resident Austin Michael Symonds is charged with one count of tampering with a consumer product.
The customer told police he asked Symonds how old he was, according to MyFoxChicago.
“18,” Symonds responded.
“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza,” the customer said.
Symonds apologized to the customer, but he explained to his manager that he did it because the customer called in the order right before closing.
Symonds was immediately fired. The company issued the following statement:
“On Sept. 2, 2014 one of our employees was found in violation of food safety practices and was immediately terminated. It’s our policy to maintain stringent food safety practices to maintain high quality products and ensure the safety of our customers. We are reviewing this policy with all employees to uphold the high standards our customers expect.”
Detectives say the teen told then that he would have probably given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.
Symonds was released from jail after posting bond. He faces between two and 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000, if convicted.
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Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 22:18
Maybe they ran out of pepperoni :p.
M D Reese September 16th, 2014 at 22:26
I can only hope the cheese was hot enough to burn him. There’s just nothing about this story that doesn’t make me gag.
Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 22:28
Cheese? No, I won’t go there :P.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 23:33
…nevermind.
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:43
I used to work in the restaurant business–I NEVER eat out.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 23:31
unfortunately, its the kind of pizza place that only prepares your pizza, you take it home and cook it.
Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 23:44
Never had Papa Murphy’s and never will. Had two of them near where I live, they didn’t last too long.
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:41
I’m guessing we may know WHY they didn’t last…
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:41
I guess I was too busy gagging to catch that…Bummer!
MarcoZandrini September 17th, 2014 at 08:43
Nah, that would have been Vienna sausage!
Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 22:18
Maybe they ran out of pepperoni :p.
M D Reese September 16th, 2014 at 22:26
I can only hope the cheese was hot enough to burn him. There’s just nothing about this story that doesn’t make me gag.
Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 22:28
Cheese? No, I won’t go there :P.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 23:33
…nevermind.
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:43
I used to work in the restaurant business–I NEVER eat out.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 23:31
unfortunately, its the kind of pizza place that only prepares your pizza, you take it home and cook it.
Tommy6860 September 16th, 2014 at 23:44
Never had Papa Murphy’s and never will. Had two of them near where I live, they didn’t last too long.
whatthe46 September 17th, 2014 at 00:15
i never hear of it. when i saw the word “papa” i thought oh shit “papa johns”
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:42
I flip him the bird every time his commercials come on.
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:41
I’m guessing we may know WHY they didn’t last…
M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:41
I guess I was too busy gagging to catch that…Bummer!
MarcoZandrini September 17th, 2014 at 08:43
Nah, that would have been Vienna sausage!
M D Reese September 16th, 2014 at 22:24
Oh gag me. I gave up eating out years ago. I’m feeling pretty smug about that now.
M D Reese September 16th, 2014 at 22:24
Oh gag me. I gave up eating out years ago. I’m feeling pretty smug about that now.
tiredoftea September 16th, 2014 at 22:28
Texas is overtaking Florida as the WTF capital of the U.S.
tiredoftea September 16th, 2014 at 22:28
Texas is overtaking Florida as the WTF capital of the U.S.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 22:32
people on his facebook page (’cause ya know he has one) should flood him with disgusting remarks and unfriend this nasty bastard. shame him past stupid if possible.
whatthe46 September 16th, 2014 at 22:32
people on his facebook page (’cause ya know he has one) should flood him with disgusting remarks and unfriend this nasty bastard. shame him past stupid if possible.
Stacey Hall September 16th, 2014 at 22:47
I bet he gets less time than the kid who posed with the novel character.
Stacey H September 16th, 2014 at 22:47
I bet he gets less time than the kid who posed with the novel character.
Kingminnie September 16th, 2014 at 23:10
Well, you know, right before closing time?? Wtf stupid customer. Probably shoulda put booggers on it too.
What a great example of our future leaders. Probably end up governing the secessionist country of Texas.
Kingminnie September 16th, 2014 at 23:10
Well, you know, right before closing time?? Wtf stupid customer. Probably shoulda put booggers on it too.
What a great example of our future leaders. Probably end up governing the secessionist country of Texas.
juicyfruityyy September 17th, 2014 at 00:06
Wow! Screwing a pizza gets you more time in jail than cold-blooded murder. But what could )we say-Texas. This has more to do with lost of business (money). It is like finding a finger in Wendy’s chilli. Who will trust their food? I wouldn’t get there.
whatthe46 September 17th, 2014 at 00:14
much like the guy who just ate his girlfriends’ brain, he only served 12 yrs for one murder including the attempted murder of his own mother
by shooting her in the back.
juicyfruityyy September 17th, 2014 at 00:06
Wow! Screwing a pizza gets you more time in jail than cold-blooded murder. But what could )we say-Texas. This has more to do with lost of business (money). It is like finding a finger in Wendy’s chilli. Who will trust their food? I wouldn’t eat there.
whatthe46 September 17th, 2014 at 00:14
much like the guy who just ate his girlfriends’ brain, he only served 12 yrs for one murder including the attempted murder of his own mother
by shooting her in the back.
Billy Jackson September 17th, 2014 at 01:39
The kid should have just said the customer ordered a Meat Lovers Pizza.
whatthe46 September 17th, 2014 at 02:59
ba zinga! ~ sheldon, big bang theory.
Billy Jackson September 17th, 2014 at 01:39
The kid should have just said the customer ordered a Meat Lovers Pizza.
whatthe46 September 17th, 2014 at 02:59
ba zinga! ~ sheldon, big bang theory.
Deborah September 17th, 2014 at 01:47
This is the generation where everyone got a trophy, everyone got a certificate for trying, for participating. Entitled little shits.
Deborah September 17th, 2014 at 01:47
This is the generation where everyone got a trophy, everyone got a certificate for trying, for participating. Entitled little shits.
fryday September 17th, 2014 at 13:11
pizza making is Entitled ?? unlike the baby boomers who were just handed the world and shit on it..
Deborah September 17th, 2014 at 13:41
I agree with baby boomers part, but yea, anyone that thought he could rub his dick on someone’s pizza because it would make him stay at work 10 minutes late, is fucking entitled.
raincheck September 17th, 2014 at 07:05
Maybe he thought they ordered it with “fromunda” cheese
raincheck September 17th, 2014 at 07:05
Maybe he thought they ordered it with “fromunda” cheese