Texas Worker Charged After Rubbing His Man Parts All Over A Customer’s Pizza

Posted September 16, 2014 22:10 by Comments (71)

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A Texas teenager is facing a felony charge after police say he rubbed his private parts on a customer’s pizza and was caught in the act.

18-year-old Georgetown resident Austin Michael Symonds is charged with one count of tampering with a consumer product.

According to the felony complaint, a customer called in to order pizza from Papa Murphy’s on September 2nd. When he walked into the restaurant, he saw Symonds rubbing his testicles on the family sized pizza he ordered.

The customer told police he asked Symonds how old he was, according to MyFoxChicago.

“18,” Symonds responded.

“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza,” the customer said.

Symonds apologized to the customer, but he explained to his manager that he did it because the customer called in the order right before closing.

Symonds was immediately fired. The company issued the following statement:

“On Sept. 2, 2014 one of our employees was found in violation of food safety practices and was immediately terminated. It’s our policy to maintain stringent food safety practices to maintain high quality products and ensure the safety of our customers. We are reviewing this policy with all employees to uphold the high standards our customers expect.”

Detectives say the teen told then that he would have probably given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.

Symonds was released from jail after posting bond. He faces between two and 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000, if convicted.

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71 responses to Texas Worker Charged After Rubbing His Man Parts All Over A Customer’s Pizza

  1. Jake September 17th, 2014 at 07:24

    If he did that to a pizza, I shudder to think what he would do to a calzone.

    • The Postman September 17th, 2014 at 12:14

      You win the internet today.

      • Jake September 17th, 2014 at 20:53

        Thank you. I shall handle it with care.

    • Cat L September 18th, 2014 at 08:31

      Maybe they could make a move about it and call it “American Calzone.” Oh, wait ……..

  2. Skydog2 September 17th, 2014 at 08:33

    “he would have probably given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught” – probably?

  3. Skydog2 September 17th, 2014 at 08:33

    “he would have probably given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught” – probably?

  4. Lucas September 17th, 2014 at 11:49

    Wait wait, between 2 and 20 years? Isn’t that a bit on the extreme side?

    • MookieMu September 17th, 2014 at 12:35

      The laws against tampering with products you ingest, were made more stringent after the tylenol/cyanide incidents in the 80’s. Tampering with indigestibles are now a felony offense, even if it’s just his balls.

  5. Lucas September 17th, 2014 at 11:49

    Wait wait, between 2 and 20 years? Isn’t that a bit on the extreme side?

    • MookieMu September 17th, 2014 at 12:35

      The laws against tampering with products you ingest, were made more stringent after the tylenol/cyanide incidents in the 80’s. Tampering with indigestibles are now a felony offense, even if it’s just his balls.

  6. The Postman September 17th, 2014 at 12:14

    You win the internet today.

  7. M D Reese September 17th, 2014 at 13:42

    I flip him the bird every time his commercials come on.

  8. Bunya September 17th, 2014 at 14:59

    Whoever heard of Papa Murphy’s? Is that some sort of Irish pizza? Now, if it were Papa John’s, you’d be thankful if all you found was someone sticking his balls in the cheese. Anyway, since this happened in Texas, this boy will probably get the chair.

  9. Bunya September 17th, 2014 at 14:59

    Whoever heard of Papa Murphy’s? Is that some sort of Irish pizza? Now, if it were Papa John’s, you’d be thankful if all you found was someone sticking his balls in the cheese. Anyway, since this happened in Texas, this boy will probably get the chair.

  10. Adam P Smith September 17th, 2014 at 15:55

    Idiot! And I can’t find a job, fast food or otherwise.

  11. Adam P Smith September 17th, 2014 at 15:55

    Idiot! And I can’t find a job, fast food or otherwise.

  12. rg9rts September 17th, 2014 at 16:18

    Paps Johns will hire him

  13. rg9rts September 17th, 2014 at 16:18

    Paps Johns will hire him

  14. Alex Aponte September 17th, 2014 at 17:38

    No sausage or Pepperoni ok.

  15. Alex Aponte September 17th, 2014 at 17:38

    No sausage or Pepperoni ok.

  16. Cat L September 18th, 2014 at 08:29

    Shouldn’t it be “boy parts?”

  17. Cat L September 18th, 2014 at 08:29

    Shouldn’t it be “boy parts?”

  18. Cat L September 18th, 2014 at 08:31

    Maybe they could make a move about it and call it “American Calzone.” Oh, wait ……..

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