Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet
After being repeatedly denied sex from his wife, a man started to keep track of all the times she has denied his advances. After compiling all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, he then emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email, then she posted it on Reddit, the behemoth social site. .
Mad World News reports:
The wife explains:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”
I am thinking this is not going to work out to well for him. But at least the wife had a sense of humor and posted it.
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Carla Akins July 22nd, 2014 at 17:38
The spreadsheet is bad enough but to email it to her as she was leaving town and then not answer the phone? That man could give lessons in passive aggressive behavior. If you are married to someone and you can’t find a way to have an honest face to face conversation about your sex life, there is much more wrong with your marriage than just sex.
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 17:41
He’s probably the guy who complained Nestle drew a penis on his candy bar.
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 18:30
Thank you for not calling that white candy bar “chocolate”.
And I’ll bet you’re right. I wonder what HE does to make himself attractive and get her in the mood–I’m thinking he crushes his beer can against his forehead, burps, farts, and says “How bout some nookie?”
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 18:56
I don’t know, but my observation throughout my life is that women aren’t terribly attracted to titty babies who whine and bitch all the time.
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:43
True that…
Carla Akins July 23rd, 2014 at 05:38
Smart mn.
Tom Ward July 23rd, 2014 at 01:21
Posting something that personal online is questionable too. Sounds like they both have issues.
Carla Akins July 23rd, 2014 at 05:38
Clearly they do, that’s the way passive aggressive behavior works. However, if he had not given her the spreadsheet and then refuse to discuss it with her, she couldn’t have posted it – but she gets no points for not taking the high road in this fiasco.
Carla Akins July 22nd, 2014 at 17:38
The spreadsheet is bad enough but to email it to her as she was leaving town and then not answer the phone? That man could give lessons in passive aggressive behavior. If you are married to someone and you can’t find a way to have an honest face to face conversation about your sex life, there is much more wrong with your marriage than just sex.
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 17:41
He’s probably the guy who complained Nestle drew a penis on his candy bar.
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 18:30
Thank you for not calling that white candy bar “chocolate”.
And I’ll bet you’re right. I wonder what HE does to make himself attractive and get her in the mood–I’m thinking he crushes his beer can against his forehead, burps, farts, and says “How bout some nookie?”
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 18:56
I don’t know, but my observation throughout my life is that women aren’t terribly attracted to titty babies who whine and bitch all the time.
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:43
True that…
Carla Akins July 23rd, 2014 at 05:38
Smart man.
Tom Ward July 23rd, 2014 at 01:21
Posting something that personal online is questionable too. Sounds like they both have issues.
Carla Akins July 23rd, 2014 at 05:38
Clearly they do, that’s the way passive aggressive behavior works. However, if he had not given her the spreadsheet and then refuse to discuss it with her, she couldn’t have posted it – but she gets no points for not taking the high road in this fiasco.
Robert Johnston July 22nd, 2014 at 18:23
Right about now, the lady-in-question is probably contemplating a future without “obsessive-compulsive hubby.”
If someone I was in love with did this to ME?
I would probably be reconsidering whether-or-not having a relationship with them was worth my time and/or energy.
What is next from him–counting the number of times she uses the can (as did my now ex-wife and her daughter)?
–RKJ
Robert Keith Johnston July 22nd, 2014 at 18:23
Right about now, the lady-in-question is probably contemplating a future without “obsessive-compulsive hubby.”
If someone I was in love with did this to ME?
I would probably be reconsidering whether-or-not having a relationship with them was worth my time and/or energy.
What is next from him–counting the number of times she uses the can (as did my now ex-wife and her daughter)?
–RKJ
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 18:27
I would wonder how he approached her–especially when he was drunk. He may just be a big turn-off.
M A G July 22nd, 2014 at 19:14
And, oddly enough, drunk men seem to feel like they’re Adonis personified. They’re not.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:18
They’re not?!!?? OMFSM, how wrong I’ve been all these years!
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:33
See, the way it works, you get drunk to make OTHER people look better. It will only make the drinker look drunk and disgusting.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:55
That explains soooo much!
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:57
Don’t feel bad–it took me a long time to figure it out…In fact I had to sober up…
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 19:28
You mean I have been drinking for all the wrong reasons, nooooooo, it can’t be true.
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 18:27
I would wonder how he approached her–especially when he was drunk. He may just be a big turn-off.
MIAtheistGal July 22nd, 2014 at 19:14
And, oddly enough, drunk men seem to feel like they’re Adonis personified. They’re not.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:18
They’re not?!!?? OMFSM, how wrong I’ve been all these years!
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:33
See, the way it works, you get drunk to make OTHER people look better. It will only make the drinker look drunk and disgusting.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:55
That explains soooo much!
M D Reese July 22nd, 2014 at 19:57
Don’t feel bad–it took me a long time to figure it out…In fact I had to sober up…
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 19:28
You mean I have been drinking for all the wrong reasons, nooooooo, it can’t be true.
Steph July 22nd, 2014 at 19:34
I would be sorely tempted to answer with a spreadsheet listing items like skipped baths, non-brushing of teeth…. all the little turnoffs that happen in close proximity with any partner.
Steph July 22nd, 2014 at 19:34
I would be sorely tempted to answer with a spreadsheet listing items like skipped baths, non-brushing of teeth…. all the little turnoffs that happen in close proximity with any partner.
ChrisVosburg July 22nd, 2014 at 19:42
Especially enjoyed this entry:
DATE: 2014-07-16
SEX?: No
Excuse: “No.”
ChrisVosburg July 22nd, 2014 at 19:42
Especially enjoyed this entry:
DATE: 2014-07-16
SEX?: No
Excuse: “No.”
Suzanne McFly July 22nd, 2014 at 20:00
I bet this “spreadsheet” won’t get him laid either.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 20:40
LMAO!
mmaynard119 July 22nd, 2014 at 23:23
Perhaps buying the L.A. Clippers would.
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2014 at 14:10
Its worked before I hear
mmaynard119 July 23rd, 2014 at 14:12
Interested in becoming an archivist?
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2014 at 14:36
Not sure where your going with that, what will I archive? lol
Suzanne McFly July 22nd, 2014 at 20:00
I bet this “spreadsheet” won’t get him laid either.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 20:40
LMAO!
mmaynard119 July 22nd, 2014 at 23:23
Perhaps buying the L.A. Clippers would.
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2014 at 14:10
Its worked before I hear
mmaynard119 July 23rd, 2014 at 14:12
Interested in becoming an archivist?
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2014 at 14:36
Not sure where your going with that, what will I archive? lol
Steph July 22nd, 2014 at 21:03
Just saw this: When does a woman owe you sex? http://mic.com/articles/94722/a-handy-guide-to-know-if-a-women-owes-you-sex
Karolyn July 23rd, 2014 at 09:03
NEVER!
Elliot J. Stamler July 24th, 2014 at 10:08
A woman does not “owe” a man sex but when a wife consistently refuses to have sex with her husband using all sorts of reasons, at the very least it reveals a terribly dysfunctional marriage. Would you agree? Would you agree that at the least the couple should urgently get marriage counseling? Something is very wrong here and while we don’t know who is “at fault” I think if this problem isn’t remedies it’s soon to be in the divorce court.
Doug July 24th, 2014 at 10:38
http://www.thefemininewoman.com/2010/02/5-reasons-why-women-shouldnt-deprive-their-man-of-sex/
Steph July 22nd, 2014 at 21:03
Just saw this: When does a woman owe you sex? http://mic.com/articles/94722/a-handy-guide-to-know-if-a-women-owes-you-sex
Karolyn July 23rd, 2014 at 09:03
NEVER!
Elliot J. Stamler July 24th, 2014 at 10:08
A woman does not “owe” a man sex but when a wife consistently refuses to have sex with her husband using all sorts of reasons, at the very least it reveals a terribly dysfunctional marriage. Would you agree? Would you agree that at the least the couple should urgently get marriage counseling? Something is very wrong here and while we don’t know who is “at fault” I think if this problem isn’t remedies it’s soon to be in the divorce court.
Doug July 24th, 2014 at 10:38
http://www.thefemininewoman.com/2010/02/5-reasons-why-women-shouldnt-deprive-their-man-of-sex/
mmaynard119 July 22nd, 2014 at 23:21
Bill Gates was listed as a corespondent in the lawsuit.
mmaynard119 July 22nd, 2014 at 23:21
Bill Gates was listed as a corespondent in the lawsuit.
seon July 23rd, 2014 at 04:47
Poor guy, she’s probably cheating. What a horrible woman.
Anomaly 100 July 23rd, 2014 at 13:03
Citation needed. Thanks!
seon July 23rd, 2014 at 04:47
Poor guy, she’s probably cheating. What a horrible woman.
Anomaly 100 July 23rd, 2014 at 13:03
Citation needed. Thanks!
mmaynard119 July 23rd, 2014 at 09:01
Dr. Phil suggested he use Lotus 1-2-3 instead.
mmaynard119 July 23rd, 2014 at 09:01
Dr. Phil suggested he use Lotus 1-2-3 instead.