Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet
After being repeatedly denied sex from his wife, a man started to keep track of all the times she has denied his advances. After compiling all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, he then emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email, then she posted it on Reddit, the behemoth social site. .
Mad World News reports:
The wife explains:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”
I am thinking this is not going to work out to well for him. But at least the wife had a sense of humor and posted it.
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Eric Trommater July 22nd, 2014 at 15:07
Ahhh to be young and in love. I wish I was 26 again, or 36 for that matter.
Eric Trommater July 22nd, 2014 at 15:07
Ahhh to be young and in love. I wish I was 26 again, or 36 for that matter.
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 15:11
Sigh.
So the answer is to post it in reddit, and thus the world wide webs, so everyone will take her side. smh. Not talking it out. Not saying, why did you do this? Not marriage counseling? But reddit?
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:18
Maybe you don’t know Reddit very well. They’re strongly into Men’s rights.
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 15:21
I know Reddit. There is a subculture there that is into MRA(which btw is not neccesarilly a bad idea. ) The entirety of Reddit is not into MRA. She posted this in “relationships”
My point is, she complains about him sending this to her in an email, and then posts it for the internet to see and comment on.
Also, if I was rejected 9 times out of 10, there would be fireworks, and not in the good sex way, but in the you better duck I’m flinging pots and pans way. Ok probably not flinging pots and pans, but there would be some raised voices and a lot of snarling.
She’s basically making him beg for intimacy.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:48
“She’s basically making him beg for intimacy.”
How can you even conclude that without any information whatsoever?
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 16:02
Check the spreadsheet. Check the amount of no’s. Now, if you asked your SO, hey want to cuddle on the couch with me, and you got that amount of No’s that would be bad. (using cuddling as an analogy)
Sex is important in a relationship. That amount of No’s is not a good sign. That is making him beg for closeness.
Edited in
See what she posted(this is from your own article above )
The wife explains:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”
Khary A July 23rd, 2014 at 09:52
I dunno Anomaly, I kinda agree with Bianca on this one. I was in a three year relashionship with this very thing…It died on the vine. She (my ex) was extortig intimacy from me which later when we became friends again she even confirmed. This was his poor/albeit funny way of communicating his needs and feelings and she saw fit to mock them, publicly no less, they aren’t sarcastic he’s appealing to her sense of reason, thus a frigging spreadsheet. Genius BTW and I wish I had thought of that, the ex would use her word brain magics and make me forget my original point. Asking for sex from your partner isn’t wrong in any way, they are kind of there for that. Demanding isn’t cool, unless that’s like a thing between them thats mutually agreed on. Nothing about this guy’s stance says demanding. It’s seems if anything he just want’s to be closer to her, it’s kind of sad really. If i could hazard a guess the sex really isnt all that fulfilling for her, she’s being nice/cruel by not letting him know. Either way this one is in the garbage.
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 15:11
Sigh.
So the answer is to post it in reddit, and thus the world wide webs, so everyone will take her side. smh. Not talking it out. Not saying, why did you do this? Not marriage counseling? But reddit?
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:18
Maybe you don’t know Reddit very well. They’re strongly into Men’s rights.
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 15:21
I know Reddit. There is a subculture there that is into MRA(which btw is not neccesarilly a bad idea. ) The entirety of Reddit is not into MRA. She posted this in “relationships”
My point is, she complains about him sending this to her in an email, and then posts it for the internet to see and comment on.
Also, if I was rejected 9 times out of 10, there would be fireworks, and not in the good sex way, but in the you better duck I’m flinging pots and pans way. Ok probably not flinging pots and pans, but there would be some raised voices and a lot of snarling.
She’s basically making him beg for intimacy.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:48
“She’s basically making him beg for intimacy.”
How can you even conclude that without any information whatsoever?
Bianca Bradley July 22nd, 2014 at 16:02
Check the spreadsheet. Check the amount of no’s. Now, if you asked your SO, hey want to cuddle on the couch with me, and you got that amount of No’s that would be bad. (using cuddling as an analogy)
Sex is important in a relationship. That amount of No’s is not a good sign. That is making him beg for closeness.
Edited in
See what she posted(this is from your own article above )
The wife explains:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”
The last of the Thousad Sons July 23rd, 2014 at 09:52
I dunno Anomaly, I kinda agree with Bianca on this one. I was in a three year relashionship with this very thing…It died on the vine. She (my ex) was extortig intimacy from me which later when we became friends again she even confirmed. This was his poor/albeit funny way of communicating his needs and feelings and she saw fit to mock them, publicly no less, they aren’t sarcastic he’s appealing to her sense of reason, thus a frigging spreadsheet. Genius BTW and I wish I had thought of that, the ex would use her word brain magics and make me forget my original point. Asking for sex from your partner isn’t wrong in any way, they are kind of there for that. Demanding isn’t cool, unless that’s like a thing between them thats mutually agreed on. Nothing about this guy’s stance says demanding. It’s seems if anything he just want’s to be closer to her, it’s kind of sad really. If i could hazard a guess the sex really isnt all that fulfilling for her, she’s being nice/cruel by not letting him know. Either way this one is in the garbage.
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:12
She should have responded with a return spreadsheet, with ‘Reasons’ next to the excuses. For example:
Excuse: I’m too tired
Reason: I’m not attracted to your new belly and bad breath
Excuse: I’m watching my show
Reason: Your neediness annoys me
Excuse: I’m sweaty and gross
Reason: Just had anal intercourse with my new boyfriend
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 15:19
Are you giving her ideas?
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:22
Who me??? Never……….
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:12
She should have responded with a return spreadsheet, with ‘Reasons’ next to the excuses. For example:
Excuse: I’m too tired
Reason: I’m not attracted to your new belly and bad breath
Excuse: I’m watching my show
Reason: Your neediness annoys me
Excuse: I’m sweaty and gross
Reason: Just had anal intercourse with my new boyfriend
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 15:19
Are you giving her ideas?
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:22
Who me??? Never……….
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 15:15
He better become best friends with a florist in a hurry.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:19
and a confectioner !!!!
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:23
Or his hand.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:27
Who says he doesn’t already have a good relationship already???
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:29
He paints a face and lips on it so it can talk back to him.
“Not tonight, honey, you need to cut your fingernails.”
Obewon July 22nd, 2014 at 15:33
Lmao! ‘He paints a face and lips on his hand so it can talk back to him.’
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:33
Before she passed. Mama always said, “Don’t forget to keep in touch with yourself”.
Although I think she meant something different… =(
mea_mark July 22nd, 2014 at 15:15
He better become best friends with a florist in a hurry.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:19
and a confectioner !!!!
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:23
Or his hand.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:27
Who says he doesn’t already have a good relationship already???
Billy Jackson July 22nd, 2014 at 15:29
He paints a face and lips on it so it can talk back to him.
“Not tonight, honey, you need to cut your fingernails.”
Obewon July 22nd, 2014 at 15:33
Lmao! ‘He paints a face and lips on his hand so it can talk back to him.’ “too beaucoup” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGOJ1_kcI8
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:33
Before she passed. Mama always said, “Don’t forget to keep in touch with yourself”.
Although I think she meant something different… =(
labman57 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:16
It’s good to have a hobby … especially when you have nothing else to do with your free time.
labman57 July 22nd, 2014 at 15:16
It’s good to have a hobby … especially when you have nothing else to do with your free time.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:18
I was married to a “NUN” once…
I got “NONE” in the morning, “NONE” in the afternoon, and “NONE” at night !!!!
Dwendt44 July 22nd, 2014 at 16:13
The operative word being “WAS”.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 16:20
Yes !!!!! “WAS” !!!!! The age old statement is very true ladies. If you and your man are not doing it, one of you will find someone who will !!!
R.J. Carter July 22nd, 2014 at 16:54
I like Ron White’s version:
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 16:43
I give their marriage another week tops.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:03
By the way. 6 stories now printed, and only one about guns. And that was just to clarify a news article… Hahahahaha how about them apples??? =)
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:05
IKR? What’s up with that? I’d prefer to think that we’re slowing indoctrinating you to the dark side.
Vote Democrat!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:07
Hahahahahahaha, not a chance. But I do enjoy the dialogue. Who wants to hang out with a bunch of cheerleaders. And I saw you read my recommendation to the other person.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:09
Yes, thanks for that! I appreciate how you and R.J. conduct yourselves here. You don’t have to agree with us to be respectful. You’ll always be welcome.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:12
Appreciate that, even though I am still called a dimwit at times… Lol but hey, comes with the territory
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:29
People can be reactionary. If a comment to you is extremely offensive, just flag it. We keep a close eye on the comments.
For the record, mine are flagged even more than R.J.’s. Take that RJ!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:17
Slowly, I am winning a few people over into constructive dialogue. Even though we may not agree. At least it is an exchange of thoughts and concerns. See, even you interact with me !! Hahahahah
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:57
Don’t get carried away there, sparky! ;-)
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:26
With you, never !!! Always on my toes…. =)
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:32
But I will enjoy your “Sparkiness” while watching a Yankee game
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:41
That sucks, picture won’t load
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 20:59
Enjoy, I get Padres/Cubs.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 21:15
We are at the game with my nephew, first time for him at Yankees stadium
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 21:17
Cool! I hope he enjoys it and I hope that your bank account recovers before xmas!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 22:59
One could only hope …. =(
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 23:04
!!
Pistol-Packing July 23rd, 2014 at 08:38
One of the cool pictures that came out using the Panorama Feature on the phone.
tiredoftea July 23rd, 2014 at 11:06
Nice! It’s been some time since I was there.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 15:18
I was married to a “NUN” once…
I got “NONE” in the morning, “NONE” in the afternoon, and “NONE” at night !!!!
Dwendt44 July 22nd, 2014 at 16:13
The operative word being “WAS”.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 16:20
Yes !!!!! “WAS” !!!!! The age old statement is very true ladies. If you and your man are not doing it, one of you will find someone who will !!!
R.J. Carter July 22nd, 2014 at 16:54
I like Ron White’s version:
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 16:43
I give their marriage another week tops.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:03
By the way. 6 stories now printed, and only one about guns. And that was just to clarify a news article… Hahahahaha how about them apples??? =)
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:05
IKR? What’s up with that? I’d prefer to think that we’re slowing indoctrinating you to the dark side.
Vote Democrat!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:07
Hahahahahahaha, not a chance. But I do enjoy the dialogue. Who wants to hang out with a bunch of cheerleaders. And I saw you read my recommendation to the other person.
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:09
Yes, thanks for that! I appreciate how you and R.J. conduct yourselves here. You don’t have to agree with us to be respectful. You’ll always be welcome.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:12
Appreciate that, even though I am still called a dimwit at times… Lol but hey, comes with the territory
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:29
People can be reactionary. If a comment to you is extremely offensive, just flag it. We keep a close eye on the comments.
For the record, mine are flagged even more than R.J.’s. Take that RJ!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 17:17
Slowly, I am winning a few people over into constructive dialogue. Even though we may not agree. At least it is an exchange of thoughts and concerns. See, even you interact with me !! Hahahahah
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:57
Don’t get carried away there, sparky! ;-)
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:26
With you, never !!! Always on my toes…. =)
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:32
But I will enjoy your “Sparkiness” while watching a Yankee game
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 20:41
That sucks, picture won’t load
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 20:59
Enjoy, I get Padres/Cubs.
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 21:15
We are at the game with my nephew, first time for him at Yankees stadium
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 21:17
Cool! I hope he enjoys it and I hope that your bank account recovers before xmas!
Pistol-Packing July 22nd, 2014 at 22:59
One could only hope …. =(
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 23:04
!!
Pistol-Packing July 23rd, 2014 at 08:38
One of the cool pictures that came out using the Panorama Feature on the phone.
tiredoftea July 23rd, 2014 at 11:06
Nice! It’s been some time since I was there.
EnuffBull July 22nd, 2014 at 15:29
They say communication makes for a good marriage. And this DEFINITELY is great communication! I take it they both have good senses of humor.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:16
That’s how I took this. Both are having snarky fun.
EnuffBull July 22nd, 2014 at 15:29
They say communication makes for a good marriage. And this DEFINITELY is great communication! I take it they both have good senses of humor.
tiredoftea July 22nd, 2014 at 19:16
That’s how I took this. Both are having snarky fun.
baddog July 22nd, 2014 at 16:06
Marriage is obsolete. Stop the insanity!
baddog July 22nd, 2014 at 16:06
Marriage is obsolete. Stop the insanity!
Budda July 22nd, 2014 at 16:18
Do we know how old these folks are? How long have they been married? Those things could reflect greatly on this….if they are in their 60’s, good for both of them. In their 20’s,…oops they’re done.
Budda July 22nd, 2014 at 16:18
Do we know how old these folks are? How long have they been married? Those things could reflect greatly on this….if they are in their 60’s, good for both of them. In their 20’s,…oops they’re done.
R.J. Carter July 22nd, 2014 at 16:52
1. Lose the television in the bedroom.
2. Take it easy, dude! If she’s sore the next day, you won’t get it the next day.
3. Suggest a shower — together.
4. You got it 3 times in 2 months? STFU!
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:45
LOL!
R.J. Carter July 22nd, 2014 at 16:52
1. Lose the television in the bedroom.
2. Take it easy, dude! If she’s sore the next day, you won’t get it the next day.
3. Suggest a shower — together.
4. You got it 3 times in 2 months? STFU!
Anomaly 100 July 22nd, 2014 at 17:45
LOL!