We Hurt The Daily Caller’s Fee Fees. You’re Welcome!

We did a post on Burger King’s celebration of gay pride and I specifically added that it ‘got lost on a few people’. We were even kind and said a nice thing about the Daily Caller‘s author. Not to worry because that will never happen again. You’re welcome!

Apparently, the Daily Caller thinks Alan Colmes is a girly man because the author wrote that his ‘feelings’ were hurt.  I am the girly man….I mean, woman. Whatevs. But, Alan and I do look alike which probably explains my non-marital status.

Let’s not talk about my He-man looks though. I wrote, “To The Daily Caller’s credit, the author did write, “Meanwhile, the cows are all like: “Uh… hello? Over here? You’re actually eating our insides? Do we get a say in this?” But who cares, everybody knows cows are a bunch of straighties.”

IKR? How dare I acknowledge that the author, whatever his or her name is, has a sense of humor. OMFG,  I am such a heathen-bitch.

After acknowledging that I wrote that nice thing, what’s his/her name adds, “I’m so grateful to have redeemed myself.”

Not so fast, Mr. or Ms. Smarty Pants. You are not redeemed because you’re an idiot for writing this: “Liberal calculus must be so confusing: “I don’t want to be accused of homophobia, but I think eating animals is wrong! What should I do?” It’s enough to make their brains explode. Like a kernel of corn popping.”

The accusations of homophobia were directed straight into the faces of people who called for a Burger King boycott because they demanded ‘straight burgers’ which is really stupid because hamburgers are not sexual. Hello? It was a really clear, direct post, but I understand that some people get confused easily, My aunt had Alzheimer’s, too.

The “article” concludes,”Anyway. You’re welcome for the traffic, Alan.”

Now we’re being friendly. That’s so nice. You’re welcome right back! Also, where is this alleged traffic? I saw a hit or two. Is that ‘traffic’? I’m just asking a question here.

What will they do now – write a post about our post about their post, which was about our post? We are waiting with bated breath.

We’re both ‘actually’ laughing at you.

Feel free to say hello to the Daily Caller here, but don’t hurt their feelings. They are super-sensitive individuals.

By: Anomaly100