Limbaugh: If Only Women ‘Didn’t Do A Certain Thing’ They Wouldn’t Need Contraceptives

Posted by | July 3, 2014 18:03 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


If it’s okay for men to do it, but not okay for women, that means men will have to do it with other men. But the right-wing doesn’t like that, either. Of course, Limbaugh is being totally not sexist here.

“Pregnancy is something that you have to do to cause,” he said. “It doesn’t just happen to you while you’re walking down the street, except in this case of sexual abuse.”

“But in the normal, everyday flow of events, pregnancy requires action that has consequences,” he continued. “Yet we treat it as a great imposition that women need to be protected from. It’s a sickness, it’s a disease, it’s whatever, and there’s got to be a pill for it. And yet they wouldn’t have the problem if they didn’t do a certain thing. It’s that simple.”

To reiterate Limbaugh’s message to women everywhere, just don’t do that “certain thing,” which we dare not mention on the radio, and you’ll have no need for birth control.

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79 responses to Limbaugh: If Only Women ‘Didn’t Do A Certain Thing’ They Wouldn’t Need Contraceptives

  1. Obewon July 3rd, 2014 at 19:30

    Pedophile Limbaugh’s 3rd wife dumped him at 12:01 AM, 1 minute after her 10 year prenuptial clause expired. They “lived in separate houses on adjoining lots until Marta first moved out.”-as far away as possible from Rusty who doesn’t know 58% of women use birth control for medical reasons other than preventing pregnancy.

  2. cvryder2000 July 3rd, 2014 at 19:31

    Rush must not do it then, cuz he’s got no kids. Or he does it with guys…..or kids.

  3. cvryder2000 July 3rd, 2014 at 19:31

    Rush must not do it then, cuz he’s got no kids. Or he does it with guys…..or kids.

  4. mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 19:59

    What certain thing would that be?

  5. mmaynard119 July 3rd, 2014 at 19:59

    What certain thing would that be?

  6. labman57 July 3rd, 2014 at 20:54

    Rush wouldn’t need so much lotion if he could keep his hands out of his nether regions.

    • tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:50

      You know this, how? I actually really don’t want an answer to that question!

  7. labman57 July 3rd, 2014 at 20:54

    Rush wouldn’t need so much lotion if he could keep his hands out of his nether regions.

    • tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:50

      You know this, how? I actually really don’t want an answer to that question!

  8. Shades July 3rd, 2014 at 21:45

    Just because Rush has to do without, why should others?

  9. Shades July 3rd, 2014 at 21:45

    Just because Rush has to do without, why should others?

  10. AnthonyLook July 3rd, 2014 at 22:14

    Rumor has it he goes to Costa Rica with Viagra for the boys; sure seems he hates women enough for it to be possible.

  11. AnthonyLook July 3rd, 2014 at 22:14

    Rumor has it he goes to Costa Rica with Viagra for the boys; sure seems he hates women enough for it to be possible.

  12. William July 3rd, 2014 at 23:10

    Jealous?

    • tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:49

      Playing with his own cigar?

  13. William July 3rd, 2014 at 23:10

    Jealous?

    • tiredoftea July 3rd, 2014 at 23:49

      Playing with his own cigar?

  14. fancypants July 4th, 2014 at 06:14

    Its a dirty job but someone has to make rush look good ?

  15. fancypants July 4th, 2014 at 06:14

    Its a dirty job but someone has to make rush look good ?

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