Neanderthals Were No Dumber Than Modern Humans. Surprised?

Posted by | May 4, 2014 20:38 | Filed under: Contributors Dave Van Slyke Politics Top Stories


Researchers have found that Neanderthals were no less intelligent than modern humans.

“We found no data in support of the supposed technological, social and cognitive inferiority of Neanderthals compared to their modern human contemporaries,” said Wil Roebroeks, an archaeologist at the Leiden University in the Netherlands.

Is anyone surprised? You shouldn’t be. Not when you consider some of the comments from our friends on the right.

“Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.” — Sarah Palin, on how President Obama should deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin, CPAC speech, March 8, 2014

“I think Putin has outperformed our president time and time again on the world stage.” — Mitt Romney

“Putin decides what he wants to do, and he does it in half a day, right? He decided he had to go to their parliament. He went to their parliament, he got permission in 15 minutes. He makes a decision and he executes it, quickly. And then everybody reacts. That’s what you call a leader.” — Rudy Giuliani.

“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.” — Todd Akin (R-MO)

“Obamacare is going to destroy everything we know as a nation.” — Paul Broun (R-GA)

“Wanting a white Republican president doesn’t make you racist, it just makes you American.” — Failed congressional candidate Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher

“The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That’s Marxism talk.” — Former presidential contender Rick Santorum

“Yeah, I would.” — Nevada assemblyman Jim Wheeler, when asked if he would vote to reinstate slavery if his constituents wanted it.

“My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.” –- Alaska Rep. Don Young doing his turn to aid the GOP’s Hispanic outreach

“We need 100 more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate.” – Texas Sen. Ted Cruz

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