Hate Mail: Who Loves You Edition

From: Frank
Sent: Monday, December 23, 2013 8:58 PM
To: Alan

Allen,,,you should be an actor on TV because you can’t POSSIBLY believe the shit you spew,,,I always listen to both

it’s as simple as this,,

if there were adam and adam or eve and eve would we be here,,

ANYTHING,, didn’t think so,,

Sorry about your comma key being stuck and your space bar not working properly

From: Allen
Sent: Friday, December 27, 2013 6:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: LISTEN

Alan

May the Bird of Happiness SHIT on you. Guns are needed in this country what would it be like without them. If the punks didn’t have guns what would they use to commit crimes?

Your grew up with a silver foot in you mouth (Texas governor statement about G. Bush). You have no idea what real life is really like. Why don’t you live in the areas of crime and find out how it really is.

After your opening sentence, I was really open to reading what you had to say.

From: Ron
Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:24 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Rudeness

Dear Alan:

If you would learn to stop being so rude and shut your mouth and listen while someone else is making a point, you might just find you would learn something. If your rude interruptions don’t disrupt the conversation, the volume of your voice always increases until it does. Maybe if you could have a normal conversation, on TV with someone with a different opinion, I would be able to listen to what YOU have to say instead of running to the bathroom to toss my cookies whenever your on.

Next time, before I’m on, don’t eat cookies.

From: Leonard
Sent: Monday, January 13, 2014 12:50 PM
To: Alan

Dear Howdy Doody:

Why Fox gives a wooden puppet any time on the air is beyond me.  You are a fucking asshole.

Yes, and that’s the best kind.

From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, January 14, 2014 11:53 AM
To: Alan

Alan,

You’ve taken the first step towards your recovery-admitting you’ve got a problem (when you say you’re a liberal)!

From: irishrose
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:11 AM
To: Alan

Alan:

I heard you speaking of Sarah Palin.  I listened closely but couldn’t seem to hear the hatred spewing out of her that you did…

Nevertheless, you got her and well you should for she is so guilty of….hmmm, I’m sorry, but I don’t know what she is guilty of that she should be treated like dog crap on the ground.  Is it because she knew she was going to have that last baby with problems and she chose to keep him rather than abort him?  And worse, she ENJOYS his existance.

What does obama read incidentally? Except for that one book he was carrying one day by a communist author, noone has asked him that I am aware of but we already knew one thing Palin reads and knows well.  The Bible.  Perhaps that is the rub?

I’ll go low here for a minute…correct something you go on about. You can celebrate gay marriage until hell freezes over but  having sex in the butt hole is unnatural, sickening and immoral.  I know you are Jewish but please read the first chapter of Romans in the New Testament – about 20 lines of God’s thinking on it.  The anus is for the removal of waste from our bodies, something most of us don’t want to get on other body parts.

One day, you will wake up and see the truth Alan.  Incidentally, obama is half white and half Arabic.  And THAT I HAVE THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED.  He is not an African black as evidenced by his family proudly naming him three Arabic names.  African blacks, usually Christian, were careful to NOT name their children Arabic names.

 Whew! Glad you went low only for a minute!

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.