Hate Mail: Happy Edition

From: Jay
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2013 9:19 PM
To: Alan

You are one of Obama’s sheep.  You might as we’ll be up his ass.  He could kill people and you would have an excuse for him. What a gullible person you are

If you want to talk about presidents responsible for lives, more Americans died in wars started by George W. Bush, not my president (and one you don’t deserve).

From: EV
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2013 9:52 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Hair styler

Alan…………….Just a thought…your receding / thinning hair line is so very noticeable with your shoe color hair……………….whoever colors/ styles your hair should be fired …any high school student could do as well in her bathroom………….You not only look ridiculous but your continued defense of obama’s  AFC bill makes you sound ridiculous so I guess they go together…………..

Somehow, I bet my hair would look much fuller to you if I were a Republican.

From: Carol
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2013 9:53 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Obama care

Alan,

If Obama care is so great, when will you be signing up for coverage?  Oh you don’t plan to? Exactly my point.

Grow some balls and call a spade a spade. Obama care is a spade!  You are incapable of getting your lips off his ass and it disgusts me.

P. S.  Please leave out your cries for racial injustice because of the word spade.  It is NOT relevant! It is just a phrase dear

Thanks for your clarification at the end. For a moment there I thought you called our black president a “spade” dear.

From: Don
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2013 10:17 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Health care

Dear Allen

You said all these people are getting medacade. That’s good if you can find a doctor that’s it around where I live there are no doctors that takes it. So what good is it no doctor takes it . They say they lose money. This president lied and said you could keep it. The place I work at put me to 29 hours a week. So now I don’t even make enough money to make my house payment so lose the insurance I had and my doctor and I might lose my house to. There see not very many jobs around here . Thanks for sticking up for a president who lied and I think he should be impeached for what he’s doing for people like me.

Don, perhaps you’d expand your employment possibilities for going for your high school equivalency. 

From: Bobbi
Sent: Friday, November 22, 2013 2:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: lying traitorous scum

why don’t you stick to your traitorous lalaland brainwashing rmvp, you stinking, lying bald headed howdy doody piece of garbage.

I’d like to correct you on your statement that I’m a “stinking, lying, bald headed howdy doody piece of garbage.”. I’m not bald.

From: Jon
Sent: Wednesday, November 27, 2013 9:50 AM
To: Alan

Geeez Alan the blacks just drippin of your mouth , if you love this president so much why are you on FOX ? You are a disgusting figure to say the least . Please go away .

Not sure what you mean by the “blacks just drippin of’ my mouth.  I’ve never had a black in my mouth. And I totally forgot that I’m supposed to hate the president when I’m on TV and radio. Thanks for the reminder.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.