‘If I Don’t Finish In The Top 3 For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something’s Seriously Wrong’

Dennis Rodman believes he should be in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize.

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries,” Rodman told Sports Illustrated in an interview for its annual “Where are they now?” issue. “Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [that would be President Obama] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.