Conservatives Approve “The Most Conservative Platform In Modern History”

Submitted by Emily S

That’s what platform committee member Russ Walker calls it. Among its features:

• NO ABORTION IN CASES OF RAPE OR INCEST.
• SALUTE TO MANDATORY ULTRASOUNDS.
• NO LEGAL RECOGNITION OF SAME-SEX COUPLES.
• REPLICATE ARIZONA-STYLE IMMIGRATION LAWS.
• AUDIT THE FED.
• NO WOMEN IN COMBAT.
• NO STATEHOOD, MORE GUNS FOR WASHINGTON DC.
• NO NEW TAXES, EXCEPT FOR WAR.

By: EmilyS

hippie liberal