Jon Stewart: Virginia’s Forced Ultrasound Procedure “A TSA Patdown In Your Vagina”

Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell and other social conservatives object to the TSA’s invasive techniques, but favor forcing women to have transvaginal ultrasounds.

For that sort of intrusive medical act, however, he was honest to the audience: “I don’t really have a joke here, I just thought I’d tell you.” The good news? You don’t have to watch the video of the inside of your uterus on the screen! “Virginia could have made you watch the image, like in the dystopian classic Clockwork Orange.”

Stewart then tried to find some equivalent on the right of an intrusion into one’s body where the government should not be allowed, and found Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell vocally opposing TSA pat-downs. “This is like a TSA pat-down inside their vagina,” Stewart explained, outraged that to the state, “it’s not rape, it’s a regional quirk.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.