Herman Cain Says Nein Nein Nein To “Dancing With The Stars”

The former candidate and pizza king won’t appear on the television show.

Said an assistant: “He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count.”

“Nine-count. Get it? 9-9-9.”

Yeah, we get it.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.